Can i masturbate?

Will masturbation kill my gains? i really wanna do it.

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IDK can you?

if you touch your shriveled little weenie i'll tear your throat out of your asshole

Who's this fluid druid?

Nah doesn’t effect gains worse thing about fapping as it can make you develop goy degenerate fetishes and removes your drive to talk to girls and actually get pussy as well as some of your energy.

bonbibonkers

God I hope she has a huge penis.

It might not kill your gains but it will kill your spirit. You will be a mass of horny flesh draining your precious seed to a shadow of what divine beauty is.

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Yes. Both directly and indirectly.
>lowers testosterone the more you do it
Your main drive is to procreate, if your body thinks you’re doing that in abundance then you lose testosterone the same way a new father does.
>lose minerals and vitamins you probably don’t have enough of already
The body prioritizes baby making over your gainz. That’s just obvious. Ejaculating with any frequency will put your body into a constant state of loss of a vital fluid.
Semen contains a lot of the stuff you need to make testosterone.
>insane prolactin excretion after every orgasm
Enjoy the milk I guess. Might as well stop lifting and take tranny pills too.
>motivation
You’re a lying fat fucking kike if you try to say this part isn’t true.
>spiritual gainz
Don’t disappoint your ancestors or Jesus or whoever you worship. If who you worship supports masturbation, they’re trying to drag you down. Jerking off won’t make you physically blind but spiritually.
>slippery slope
Better to be straight edge than to risk escalating to heroin. No, you’re not immune to the side effects of porn.

Most importantly try abstinence for yourself and channel what energy is lost from self flagellation into productivity. If you’re bored enough to “want to masturbate” you’re just being lazy. Ignore the addicts and trannies coping in my (you)s, just stop the unnatural act instead of looking for an excuse.

Isn’t she fat as fuark now

Go on

It's a sin so no don't do it.

Yes, and fuck what the '''experts''' have to say. They are usually unhealthy faggots anyway.

I'm going with age old broscience on this one. The longer I abstain, the more energetic and strong I feel. Les lethargic, more direct masculine monkey power. You know its true, just follow your own anecdotal evidence with this. I tried for a long time to convince myself it was placebo, but I've finally conceded that my drive is just fucking decimated when I wank.

Go figure the ancients believed sex would drain your energy both physically and spiritually, and that abstaining would grow your energy over time. Some fighters like Mike Tyson and Ali refused to have sex during their peaks too because they believed it to help their performance.

And this isn't even real sex, its sitting in a dark room yanking your dick. It's no good for you.

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>more direct masculine monkey power
Ok I'm in

go ahead lad this ones on me

that's actually a fantastic summary, thanks.

yes OP from experience i can say abstinence is worth it. benefits mentally, physically, and spiritually. ending the abstinence always feels awful, like a bad hangover.

no

do you have a source for any of these broscience claims

a source isn't required. literally just give it a try for a few days and see for yourself. you will not regret it

This all you need to know
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I busted a nut today to a topless video a girl sent me and then I hit a squat PR later in the day. I have no idea if abstinence really boosts your test but it doesn’t seem to have too much effect on my lifts. I’m also only masturbating like once a week so keep that in mind

He did say monkey power, didn't he?

Okay, I'm in. Should I order the gorilla chow and program a simian-based routine?

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