>me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with whores!
Me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with whores!
Cameron Taylor
Cameron Martinez
You’re probably old/bald/fat fapped last night and once today already or your dick doesn’t even work at all
Chase Wood
kind of pointless no? whores arent exactly picky.
Dominic Harris
same
Landon Robinson
>be me at the gym
>lifting a 100 kilos bench
>first time free weight bench
>ask someone to spot
>"oh youre going to do one?"
>answer, "Im going to do as much as I can"
>sees me do the first rep
>"ah"
>feelsgoodman
>pump out 5 reps
I lift for strength
Adam Sullivan
No, I lift to have extramatrial sex.
Leo Wood
nice profile pic op
Joseph James
i lift because im depressed
Bentley Baker
PRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
MARRRITTAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Cameron Diaz
The path to marriage for most men is through proving yourself through the premarital sex gauntlet. Dropping out because you can't hack it makes you just as much of a loser as the hippies - but at least they got laid, unlike you.
Josiah White
>Looks like a clown or fucking drag queen and is entirely unaware of it
What a world
Caleb Fisher
>me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with whores!
Kevin White
>premarital
found the christcuck schizo virgin
Bentley Torres
I lift for my cartoon wife
Matthew Brown
If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one. What's left are virginal hamplanets and single moms - and you have better odds outside of church to find a woman that's not fat and nice to you.
>oh, but I'll get 18y/o qts with my $70k stem/tradie job
No you won't. These cute women are interested in their HS and college peers. And let's say you try to impress her dad - where do you think these women's delusional standards came from? In fact they're even more delusional about what their little princess deserves, because their little princess is still a woman and gets tingly if you're hot. Dad doesn't care.
Colton Campbell
>he is so ugly he completely gave up on his sole biological purpose
There is no harder defeat in life
Hudson Lopez
medication
Parker Foster
>If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one
I don't want one. They are fucking boring.
Christianity is a fucking disease.
William Ortiz
Christianity is such a cope lmao
>no no you don't get it, I'm VOLUNTARILY not having sex because it's a sin!!
just admit you can't get laid
Cooper Cook
that's right!
Zachary Cook
Keep inhaling the copium, Any Forumscel. If you actually went to church, you would not be deluded about what you're actually in for when it comes to dating.
After a certain age, attractive, single women with their shit together disappear from the pews.
Luis Nelson
Sounds like you're the one coping because you're an unrepenting sinning peace of shit and in pure denial
Cameron Harris
Stfu I have to do this because im facially a 3-4/10 and being muscular is a way to compensate. Am I supposed to just accept fate as an incel or what
Easton Bailey
Some are picky. OP wants the higher class paid pussy.
Luis Mitchell
We don't all go to church you dumb faggot. Here's what you religion preaches
>let people walk all over you
>normal male desires are sinful
>make sure you self flagellate
Literal cuck religion