just got permabanned from work and this is my last day
digits decide what do
Just got permabanned from work and this is my last day
Wyatt Morris
Adam Kelly
Kill.
Adrian Evans
Upper deck a toilet.
Jackson Thompson
what in the fuck is that? are you shitting next to a cartoon dinosaur that came to life?
Jose Myers
Grab then pull
Asher Edwards
Based
Leo Hill
Could it be?
Oliver Gutierrez
write emails from a throwaway account and say racial slurs
Connor Long
Hit the fire alarm.
i bet he won't
Caleb Cox
Kek I was gonna say this. OP better deliver
Caleb Lee
>permabanned
Weird way to say fired. What happened user? Compliment your coworker's glutes too many times?
Thomas Adams
My guess is diabetic that lost their toes. There is also a chance he was a rough neck on an oil rig and dropped a pipe on his foot and lost them that way. Seeing as how they are shitting in public with their underwear all the way off on the floor, ham beast seems more likely.
Juan King
diabeetus or accident ?
Robert Taylor
burn it to the ground
Hunter Howard
did you harass your female colleagues? going by all the threads here of guys harassing women at the gym I can only imagine they do it at work too
Wyatt Collins
BASED AND CHECKED
Parker Green
op here wtf does that even mean
Levi Thompson
Play strip poker in the bathroom
Asher Reyes
those retards put me in the morning shifts and i specifically told them im not a morning person so i just slacked thru every single morning shift barely doing any work at all
they wouldnt listen so i dont care not my problem let them deal with worker shortage now
Carter Jones
poop into the upper tank of the toilet that the water flows out of when flushed.
while this is a good suggestion, I think it is pretty uncommon for toilets in offices/commercial areas to have this upper tank
therefore you might have to poop in a sink
Jeremiah Garcia
>go to the bathroom
>remove the lid off of a toilet
>shit on the water tank
>place the lid back on
Nolan Mitchell
lol imagine killing yourself because you got fired
Robert Brown