What if a vampire appeared before you and wanted to make you one of her servants?

god isn't real, sorry to break it to you.

I unironically have multiple wards and weapons for this sort of situation. If it'll kill a skinwalker it'll kill this cunt.

got any proof for that?

Make her pancakes.

they laughed when I bought those silver bullets

aren't those for werewolves?

>Her
OK, can I speak to the male vampire lord? You know... the REAL one in charge. I don't have time for some gay ass female vampire.

>one of her servants
>one of
>plural
sorry I'm not gonna be cucked

go home batman you're drunk

Pledge my blood and allegiance on the spot and assume my place at her feet