god isn't real, sorry to break it to you.
What if a vampire appeared before you and wanted to make you one of her servants?
Wyatt Cox
Nathaniel Myers
I unironically have multiple wards and weapons for this sort of situation. If it'll kill a skinwalker it'll kill this cunt.
Wyatt Mitchell
got any proof for that?
Parker Baker
Make her pancakes.
Evan Sullivan
they laughed when I bought those silver bullets
Bentley Torres
aren't those for werewolves?
Brody Baker
>Her
OK, can I speak to the male vampire lord? You know... the REAL one in charge. I don't have time for some gay ass female vampire.
Andrew Evans
>one of her servants
>one of
>plural
sorry I'm not gonna be cucked
Noah Martin
go home batman you're drunk
Gabriel Clark
Pledge my blood and allegiance on the spot and assume my place at her feet