what if a vampire appeared before you and wanted to make you one of her servants?
What if a vampire appeared before you and wanted to make you one of her servants?
I always have a toothpick for this kinds of situations
Give her the stake.
She would have to prove herself. I don't serve just any queen.
She could just be some weakling no ambition upstart
I love serving, but I don't want to be a thrall. Either she turns me into a vampire or I contact the Catholic church to send to one of their secret soldiers to murder her.
use my crucifix to trap her in the corner of the room and torture her with sunlight from the window. Then just burn her to a crisp when I am done
is it a pure silver crucifix, blessed and soaked in holy water?
otherwise it won't work.
lmao yo weak ass human ass couldn't
You think I would give up my eternal spot in God's kingdom for you?
idk the other two factions look cool
god isn't real, sorry to break it to you.
I unironically have multiple wards and weapons for this sort of situation. If it'll kill a skinwalker it'll kill this cunt.
got any proof for that?
Make her pancakes.
they laughed when I bought those silver bullets
aren't those for werewolves?
>Her
OK, can I speak to the male vampire lord? You know... the REAL one in charge. I don't have time for some gay ass female vampire.
>one of her servants
>one of
>plural
sorry I'm not gonna be cucked
go home batman you're drunk
Pledge my blood and allegiance on the spot and assume my place at her feet
The servant of a nudist loli vampire? Okay
I would highly advise against that as I am a complete retard and wouldn't even make a good fool.
Sounds like work I'd tell them to fuck off
I grab my axe and try get some lasting damage in before she can kill me. She is an unholy abomination.
>If it'll kill a skinwalker
elaborate
I think I'm already secretly a vampire.
I dream often about vampires kneeling to me and drinking my blood through my wrists.