Nerd bros… this is super fucking depressing. I don’t wanna work out with the lunk heads

Nerd bros… this is super fucking depressing. I don’t wanna work out with the lunk heads.

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>that picture
is this the final stage of armstrongmode? Do I need to combat train in a suit?

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bros i'm starting boxing tomorrow
26 y/o, pretty fit and strong
what am i in for
i have so much repressed sexual urges i feel like i'm gonna s n a p

>have so much repressed sexual urges i feel like i'm gonna s n a p
Nice digits. Do not try to fuck your coach

Don't worry I'm a bottom, my coach will probably fuck me.

reading the reviews on google I see a lot of women/cardiobunnies go to that class..

i wish i never had to be near a woman ever gain

First day will be
>foot work and breaking down you jab/lead(if your coach is any good) and maybe your cross
>some basic drills
>maybe some bag work to help build endurance
You probably won’t be in the ring to spar for the first couple weeks cause you need to establish your fundamentals. It will still be super fun. Remember not to muscle through your punches it does nothing and you look stupid

>You probably won’t be in the ring to spar for the first couple weeks cause you need to establish your fundamentals
thanks brother
though i broke my nose 2 months ago surfing and i'm terrified of being punched in the face rn. I might tell him I'd rather stick to the bag

You may want to goto a different gym then, you need a proper coach who has fought and trained fighters not some fitness instructor that will help you feel the burn

>not to muscle through your punches
What does this mean? I have never boxed or done anything similar.

if you don't have good cardio your going to suffer.

Fuck, i guess it's over then. My mile time is pretty shitty, it's 6 minutes

that sounds like a cardio class.

idk about your gym but the boxing gym I go too makes us run several times a week plus burpees and sprints on the reg. on top of the cardio from intense focus mitt drills and sparring.

Stop doing that thing. You know what thing.

Having sex? You're saying sex kills cardio gains?

Meet your new training coach. She knows about your sexual urges. And she's about to exploit them in the ring.

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Sweating, pain, then getting your ass handed to you by a 15 year old girl in a sparring session.
All you gymlets have dogshit cardio and cannot do any form of actual athletic sports.

"Spar in the ring"
My god you americunts are so fucking pathetic it's unbelievable.
In my country we just train in old gymrooms and we have produced champion after champion in kickboxing, muay thai and boxing.
You just spar at every lesson with the same people you train with, you immeasurable retard.

>though i broke my nose 2 months ago surfing
Ahahaha, learn to not throw your board in the incoming swell while trying to look cool walking in next time

You know what thing.

Why don't you hit the gym and prove that you're just as worthwhile as those lunk heads, op?