How fit do I gotta be to impress a volleyball girl?

How fit do I gotta be to impress a volleyball girl?

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gotta be at least 6'5" for those volleyball ones

not fit at all
you have to be slightly overweight and look like her father because she's a low self esteem basic bitch who wants to be fucked by daddy and then ghosted

Jesus, look at the mound on this one. I have a need to breed if you know what I mean

fit enough to play with her and set her well. bonus points if you can serve and smash while remaining modest. source: volleyball gf

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The taller she is, the shorter you can be

be black

there's this beautiful voleyball sorority girl with nike short shorts at the gym, she's maybe 5'9 5'10 and her boyfriend is 5'9

>be me
>be 6'1
>be average dyel by Any Forums standards
>this was enough
>volleyball girl was impressed
my job here is done

Imagine if you will, this on front of you
She tells you with a giggle, “come on user! Give it a nice lick for me ;)”. You proceed to then place your two calloused hands in her cheeks and give it a nice spread. Immediately you are hit with the scent of a true women. Youre feeling dizzy with ecstasy, thousands of years of evolution, countless deaths and sacrifices, all for this moment. You then proceed to lightly lick, with just the tip of your tongue, around her anus. She then giggles every time you lick a full revolution. “Teehee that tickles user!” Satisfied, you take it a step forward. You then manage to cough up a loogie and dead aimed it to the gates of the abyss. She then whimpers a little “oof” sound, the kind of oof when she gets touched by cold hands in her neck. You then like drive your whole tongue down her anal cavity, and as you drill like a construction worker, you feel your tongue in sync with her heartbeat. “A-user take it easy” she says. You just keep drilling as you bongo drum her cheeks. At the heat of the moment, she lets a little bit of flatulence. Immediately, your eyes, nose and mouth are hit with the mix of female pheromones and fecal matter. The ecstasy hits you so hard you faint with cum dripping out of your basketball shorts. “I-I’m sorry user” is the last words you hear when you hit nirvana. The universe is now at perfect harmony.

I;m thinking about thos smells

My mom keeps inviting me to meet some of these volleyball girls from church, but I don't know... I never go to the church, and suddenly I'm there watching them play volleyball? lol

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yeah dude as it turns out "christian" girls just means regular girls because people just randomly get sorted into stuff at birth demographically

i still fantasize literally daily about the most christian girl i ever met who would not let me take her virginity and had the prettiest fucking unbroken hymen you have ever seen. sweetest little pussy. but she let me fuck her ass.

Me to that girl

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sweet lord that man will cherish that moment for the rest of his life

Rare porn convention W

talk to her

If Any Forums was a person

Not really. I used to freestyle wrestle at the state level and we used to get to the same training base as volleyball girls (it's the same training center, we just got transported together). Freestyle guys are usually short, well at least we were, our superheavy was like 5'11" or 6'0". All the girls except the passing one (how do you call the "link" position in English?) were above 6'4". By the end of the season half of us 5'6" bunch had a 6'4" GF.

>(how do you call the "link" position in English?)
...the setter? Where are you from you spic?
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> you spic?
I am a slav, I'll leave it at that.

5'6 slav? Rare breed ain't it? Do you think tall slav girls are more inclined to date shorter guys because the average height is so high?

> Rare breed ain't it?
In my region it's above average. My grandpa is 5'3", my dad is 5'5". My home village is literally a dwarf settlement, 5'4"@225lbs cunts all of them. We lend ourselves pretty well to freestyle wrestling and weightlifting, kek.
As to your question, not really, no. I think they just don't give a fuck, at least in my experience. I think I've dated a gal shorter than me once in my life.