A literal autist has been the Worls Strongest Man the last 2 years in a row. Gotta say the man is a beast...

A literal autist has been the Worls Strongest Man the last 2 years in a row. Gotta say the man is a beast, he even frame moggs Brian Shaw.

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So what does he work? And what is his routine?

And the best he could got was a fat goblina and an uninterested mid, this proves that no matter your height or fame, if you're an autist you will never get a good woman.

Events and groups were rigged for him.

it's rigged in his favour.

Congrats Colin!

What did he mean by this?

Based! Can't wait to wait six months till xmas to see it!!!
Luckily Big Loz has been "streaming" it.
Hes not exactly a looker, but he is a cool guy and I am happy for him. Luke has done well, mind.
Ah yes, because he MAY have got a more favourable group, even though he did incredibly well in every event.

>even though he did incredibly well in every event.
... because the events were chosen to favour him.

You realize he has won no other international show right. WSM is also the lightest compared to Arnolds, Rogue, WUS.

They are generic strongman events you dweeb, with the normal balance between static and non-static events.
He set a world-record for Atlas stones and has concentrated on the most prestigious competition.
You people always pull out excuses lol

>that bulge
>the unsatisfied face of his gf
I guess roiding rlly does shrink pp

sup colin

He's 6'8 440 lbs so thats probably 6" flaccid on his frame

faggot

No grip event and power stairs first time in 10 years. Which is known to be favour tall athletes. Sure, the fact that Toms biggest weakness (grip) was excluded and events favouring tall guys thrown in is just coincidence.

Just stating facts, a guy his size will never have a proportionally large peen even if it were 12" it would look small
And besides that, you were the first one bringing up his bulge, fag

Lol his wife is the fat one

>this proves that no matter your height or fame
I had a friend who was 6ft 4in in high school never had sex with a girl in those 4 years because he was literally too autistic to close even when women were doing all the work.

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Oof. Imagine being the undisputed strongest man on the entire planet, and out of 3.5 billion women you can only get a fatty.

>Tom Stoltman

His name is literally "empty proudman" in Norwegian

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No, not at all lmao, you have the spatial awareness of a woman

My nigga that nub is gonna be small no matter the frame it’s on

Manlet cope, you'd look like women next to him