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>are you a meter maid, because I have a fat wad for your coin purse

>I like to dissect girls.

>comments that give all girls in a 200 mile radius the ick

>if anyone needs a ticket it’s you. Looking that beautiful has to be illegal.

Are you a oven ? Because you are super hot

I raped someone at Planet Fitness 6 months ago

>i need some ass PLEASE give me some ass you're hot too btw

hey girl are you a sea urchin because my understanding of your anatomy is rudimentary at best and I'm afraid to go near you

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Fuck it

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If I get digits you link her this thread.
Rolling.

girls don't know cars, retardos

of all the openers you pick that one. Holy shit, OP.

majority of Altima drivers are women retard

yikes.

would work on me

you act like altima drivers know what they're driving

"35 buried
0 found"

you’re driving me insane

Kek

Someone can explain me her message? I don't get it

OP, you didn't need to return an opener with her opener. You could have just told her the joke was funny and ask her about her interests. The whole point of openers is that they're the first message. Could have responded with how you're not as fine as she is and that a fun date would be driving her to dinner. Honestly, something, but not that. Holy shit.

Post her pic here OP, we need to know if she is worth your time

lmao picked the peak Reddit reply

>bad girl, huh? Getting fines and all. How are you planning to get away from this situation?

This 5 says you should just ask her to fuck you

Post results

you would have had a better chance if you replied with "im gay"

Is this conversation supposed to be impressive? You're cringe asf in this and she seems to be tolerating you probably because you look good.

>t.femanon

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Well guess who isn't sticking their dick in that hole...

New target

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Holy fuck. Literally a dancing monkey. A jester. A fucking clown, this you? This you nigga? You are the dancing monkey? You are proud of this? Ahahhahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CIRCUS FREAK! FUCKING DANCING LITTLE MONKEY! OH YOU MADE THAT FAIR MAIDEN REALLY HAPPY DID YA? YOU ENTERTAINED HER REAL GOOD MY DEAR MONKEY FRIEND. BUDDY FOR YOU! CASUAL SEX HAVER AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING DANCING LITTLE MONKEY MUTT YOU. GOOD ON JOB ON ENTERTAINING THE PRINCESS. CASUAL SEX HAVER AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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This is my profile btw

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you fucked up bro

>she's hot too

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This. Progress the conversation dickhead

>transally
.....bro

>trans ally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>trans ally
who's gonna tell him

Bro?

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>typical slutty "I don't message first"
>messaged first
OP are you attractive
your autism may not have ruined this yet, show us what you're working with

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He did it again here: Didn't progress the conversation and isn't saying anything that'll hook her in. He needs to ask her something. Ask her what her favourite gen of pokemon is.

bait noone on fit is some enby faggot zoomershit
should have just said The fine is your snap or I'm taking you to jail missy

> Im like Charmander too, because i have a tail on fire

>i dont message first
>messages first
what do women mean by this?

>they
>trans ally

HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AND TEXTING WITH GUYS

>autistic
>pokemon tattoo
>trans ally
>uses bumble
>faggot zoom zoom eboy appearance

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