A dreaded resting day
so I'll meet you at the deadlifting plates
Zyzz and Yates are on your side
A dreaded resting day
Liam Morris
Thomas Gray
While Randy is on mine
Ayden Miller
>If you're wondering why
>All the gains that you long for elude you
>And femoids are rude and cruel to you
>I'll tell you why
>You just haven't made it yet, baby
>You just haven't made it, son
>You just haven't made it yet, baby
>You must bulk up and cut for a longer time
Dylan Young
This night, squat to depth
In a solitary style and crash the cemetery plates
To the depth your husband hates
Way down, mark the weight
Where the searchlights find us lifting by the Mausoleum door
And they found you on the natty board
I missed depth, I missed depth so much
Matthew Murphy
It's time the tale were told
Of how you took a twink,
And made him bulk
Nicholas Rogers
With a tank top the colour of red
Immerse the dyel's head
Spot him up with the bar of the gym
Dump him on a squat rack, girl…
Luke Butler
AND I'M NOT DYEL AND I'M NOT BUFF
Jonathan Hughes
THE BOY WITH NO FORM, SPOT OR GUIDE,
ABOVE THE PARALLEL THERE SQUATS A TREMBLING DESIRE,
FOR DEPTHHH
Hudson Gray
Lifting glove
The squat enchances our behinds
No, it's not like any other glove
This one is different, because it's rogue
Lifting glove
We can squat wherever we please
And every lift depends upon
How near the stands will be
Tyler Wright
>enchances
Grayson Collins
brah I just deleted a post for mistyping rogue, don't make me delete another one
Cameron Taylor
lol
it's good, my favourite so far
Jayden Harris
>I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LONG
Caleb Martinez
When you laugh about lifters who took a bus to
Snap City
Their only desire is to lift
Well, I'm afraid
It doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh
But that webm isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know...
I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLE'S SPINES
AND NOW IT'S HAPPENED TO MINE
Christian Hughes
Spending warm summer days indoors
Getting lifting advice
From a chinese cartoon fitness board
Owen King
if you must bench sets of five
the strength you use should be your own
not your spotter's as he says "all you bro"
Liam Hall
kek
Jose Rogers
Alright lads, since you're all smitshbros I'll share a bittersweet memory of mine
>be second year of uni
>loner separated from all my childhood friends
>after a while I started hanging around bars alone
>one night from across the bar a girl from uni (with whom I had completed an assignment) sees me
>short brown hair with a fringe, emerald eyes, upturned nose and cherry lips, she wore a red striped sweater, black skirt and thigh high socks
>shit.jpg
>"hey user what's up? Hey where are your buddies?"
>"t-they couldn't make it..."
>we talk for a bit and eventually I admit I'm a friendless loser
>she nags me that I should start making some friends instead of laying on the dumps all day
>eventually she tells me I should try being more funny instead of gloomy
>angrily I reply "I am funny!"
>she immediately turns and asks me "if you're so funny then why are you on your own tonight?" and winks
And that's how I dated my first gf and escaped inceldom. Sorry for the blogpost, this thread reminded me of her.
Grayson Martinez
Learn to live it
Assemble the weights
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a snapped spine
And last night webms of our bloatlord
Was all I saw on an imageboard
Weightlifters of the world
Unite and take over
Weightlifters of the world
Unite and take over
Oliver Wilson
good story bro, it's nice to hear a happy ending or two
Jacob Parker
very nice