>supper is ready, user
>what do you mean, you're "cutting"?
Supper is ready, user
Who are you? Get out of my house, slut.
>not being able to decipter the amount of calories in a food just by tasting it.
NGMI
>why yes, I do carb load so I can make love to MILFs for hours without tiring
>how could you tell?
I'd fuck her so hard in the vagina with my penis if you catch my drift.
What did he mean by this?
MOMMY GIB MILKY
You've lost me user
SHUTUP YOU FUCKING WHORE IM CUTTING. SGHUTUP ILL CUT YOUR THROAT U BITCH
I don't. Could you please be more precise?
elaborate
Well I'm not him, but what i think he meant is he would thrust his dick into her vagina with intent of intercourse and sexual pleasure, if ya catch the drift
i dun get it
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THAT I HAVE THE INTENTION OF WIPPING OUT MY LITTLE WILLY AND STICK IT INTO HER VAGOOGOO FOR 20 SECONDS AND CUM BUCKET LOADS OF SEMEN INTO HER
id choke her if you know what I mean
What the context of this?
I remember this
back like ten years ago it was across tabloids during her divorce, big "news" in the UK. I think he was abusive and it was settled in court.
She also said she's apparently awkward and fumbly in bed :( boring!
I don't understand user, are you messing with me again?
Huh? I’m so confused
Why am I so attracted to Jewish women? It is literally supernatural.
>Found out she's Jewish
>Also found out her dad worked for Thatcher
>Instantly lost whatever attraction I felt towards her
Sometimes I wonder if I'm based or schizophrenic
>be me
>Trying to lose weight
>Get home from work
>Wife has made homemade pizza
>Would be a dick move to say I'm not eating that
>Eat pizza
Now I gotta go to the gym with all that bread, grease and shit in my stomach so probably gonna puke. Hooray!