Based
Based
Liam Mitchell
Brandon Thompson
god i fucking hate pick up lines
Dominic Morales
If this was done with the gender swapped and about weight, tinder would've been cancelled within 2hrs. God I hate twitter
Lincoln Powell
>Huge bitch at the beach
>Fun blocking out the sun girl
>Watch her eat in the heat
>Break a stool at the pool
Leo Peterson
half a dozen women spend a week deciding on the text in that advert and it is shit
Sebastian Wilson
>Phat's back
>Big Lass Class
>Queen-sized fun
>Made for the sea
Luke Sanchez
>bid dick at the beach with a stick
>just a troll digging a hole
>tiny man eating flan
>jiggly butt on a slut
>poopy scoop shoop da whoop
>fat bitch dead in a ditch
>turd cutter filled with butter
>online date=empty plate
>roid groid
>that nigger is just getting bigger
>helicopter dick making hookers sick
>whole fist in butt while playing putt putt
>spaghetti in ass shows lots of class
>silly fat cow stole my shamwow
>tranny cum on my belly makes eugenia cooney even more skelly
>chicken tits on my plate makes fats irate
>silver shills eat government pills
>pol being right is just a normal night
>aloha snackbar makes explosive car
>shave your pussy or you seem sussy
>why cant my socks match?
>dirty ass feet, insane in the street
>hide your wife save us the strife
Joshua Kelly
deleting dating apps and staying off of them has unironically made my standards skyrocket. Completely changes your perspective when you realize you deserve so much better than the bottom of the barrel
Aaron Watson
>fat whore stuck on shore
>sexy tease bitch's obese
>have a sprite with celulite
>go for a swim if your bitch ain't slim
Joshua Miller
Jack Bennett
no, it was probably thought up by a team of pic rel types who use focus groups and psychologists to design an ad that will soothe the insecurities of manlets whilst convincing roasties "oh, there are plenty girls who like short guys, that means I don't feel bad about making fun of them, so I'm still a good person, tee-hee"
It's meticulously designed to tell them what they want to hear in order to make them better customers
Connor Garcia
i feel like they're taking a jab at short men, not soothing their insecurities. and any bitch that sees this is guaranteed to be put off by short men even more.
Asher Richardson
>wee lad
>bathing suit
It is 100% mocking short men and all of these suggestions came from mid-30s fat women from the UK.
Kayden Perry
>huge bitch at the beach
I wish a nigga would
Thomas Jackson
Nolan Hughes
Found the manlet
Nicholas Turner
I think I might actually kms if I can’t find another cope
WoW went to shit
Lifting doesn’t fill the void anymore
Completely socially isolated
My investments are all trashed
after health condition that’s causing me to be in a constant state of anxiety that I’m dying from some undiagnosed illness
Too short and ugly to get any kind of female attention whether it be serious or casual
The world itself has gone to hell and only seems to be getting worse
What the fuck is even the point I am in my 30s
It’s so fucking over
Chase Bailey
Easton Taylor
Find God
Elijah Ward
Thar she blows!
Isaiah Cox
Same honestly
I'm 32 and I cannot find a single reason to bother
At this point the plan is to just remain employed for as long as possible refreshing imageboards and then eat a bullet when no longer sustainable.
Joshua Gonzalez
You both to invest some time to learn about islam
Islam is the Truth