/afg/ Australian fitness general

based knower

i paid

wait am i still a virgin if it was only the tip?

yeah, sorry

Just got back from a major shopping centre in the northern suburbs of Melbourne - I was the only white person. Australia is lost

that's your only sexual experience? and you chose a tranny?

holy shit user... go get a hooker ffs

No one cares. Post about lifting.

>bought some more pl8s so finally able to bench 2pl8 for reps with 80kg drop-sets
>conversation between young qt's at work led to me being listed as one of the strongest but least intimidating people in the job
enjoying life boys

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hookers were more expensive and needed condoms + a car or place to host

fuck man i guess thats a good thing

anyone know where to buy cheap mirrors for homegym

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you'd rather fuck a man in the ass than a woman with a condom?....

>not fucking a trannie in the toilets next to the cop shop
I've been at my most confused when I was going to piss and saw what I still to this day think was an Asian woman standing in the middle of the mens fucking closet-sized bathroom and telling her "Womens is next door btw" and she/he goes fucking ballastic and saying shit like "OH IS IT, IS IT JUST NEXT DOOR IS IT?"

yeah i dont know how to put on a condom i tried once but failed
i thought fucking a tranny would be the next best option

i was actually planning to fuck some guys wife later the same day but they flaked on me

kek it was the disabled toilet

>i dont know how to put on a condom
do you have a 15 IQ?

no i got a fucked up dick or something it just doesn't work

heaps of hookers host at their places, if you were able to get to brisbane city i'm sure you could find a hooker to fuck you for 100-150$ - where were you looking?
... they have instructions in the packet user, jesus christ
I can roll a condom over my fucking hand user, watch videos online or something if not trolling

>but least intimidating
this just means you haven't made it yet

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i just looked up brisbane escorts
i dont really know hooker terminology so was just confused

im not trolling i can get it on but it like keeps sliding upward and the top doesn't wrap around properly when i move
i have a friend who cant wear condoms it too

Lay in bed awake till 6am
RIP gains

this guy speaks the truth
>offtopic but
I hooked up with a chick on tinder and only after we finished fucking and I was getting dressed to leave she told me "people normally pay me for that" and I just responded "same" and left.

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Having Bok Choy Tofu Doenjang Soup for dins

I slyly flirt with about 90% of the women I work with and encourage them to speak passionately about what they like doing

gimme 5mins user lol
based, iv had a few girls ask me to turn them out...

cumblasta

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used to call a chink at my school bok choy boy

condoms are meant to have a little bit of overhang at the end, that's where your nut goes. condoms work in sex, but some tards try use them masturbating which is generally a little bit different.

holy yumola

You sound like a poof mate

>some tards try use them masturbating
Lmao what? why would anyone do that?

idk, some retard virgin shit - which is probably what this user is doing

to catch all the nut then eat it

brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5608062877/Young-Private-Escort-Genuine-Best-Service-Fixed-Rate.html

- slanty gash, $130 for 30mins, hookers advertise on cracker/locanto/backpage ect so look there

>he used the word "passionately"
>he must be a poof
lmao learn to speak to women, more technically, learn to listen (even if it's in one ear and out the other). People love talking about themselves, so listening is key.

I enjoy the coomer energy Asian club thot enthusiast.
Who dis?