how do i viking max?
How do i viking max?
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Pillage and rape until failure
vikings are for fags, do Gaul maxxing
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want to form a tribe with me?
Step 1: be white
Axe swings
Viking rows
Sword thrusts
Plow a field
Rape (cardio)
A good rest day exercise is priest bashing
step 2 ?
WASTED
if you genuinely want to know.
but I assume you don't you just want to shitpost and complain
>getting paid to workout and diet
imagine
Become exaggerated
>fuck load of rowing machine
>start fighting someone immediate after rowing
Nice digits, mirin
checked and very wasted
>do Gaul maxxing
So get sodomized by superior MED cock til you end up being french?
by sucking medbvll semen x failure until you convert to christianity
I've unironically been rowing more lately, I do at least a mile as a warm-up, plus more after lifting if it's raining. As to the thread topic, the rule for looking jacked without a shirt is STA: Shoulders, Traps, and Abs, in that order. You can even skimp on the abs if you have enough shoulders and traps, it's all about creating the intimidating profile. Lots of overhead work, Lu raises, explosive pulls and/or shrugs, then cut down for ab definition.
>meanwhile in reality
Medbois have been losing to Germanics consistently for the last 1500 years.
>Meds never conquered germanics
>Germanics conquered meds
really makes me think
row boat 4 hours a day and fish
cut wood 4 hours a day for warmth
hike in the mountains and pick up psilocybin mushrooms and berries
there's your full workout to be a viking.