Which covid vaccine should I take?

I have to take the clot shot if I have any hope of getting a job in my city. I'm 21, and my mom had serious covid vaccine complications after taking pfizer vaccine. She has nerve damage and she says she's in serious pain all the time.

I literally can't get a wage cuck job without having proof of vacc, I just want to save up for a car and community college so I can get an actual career going instead of being a leach on society.

Which vaccine is the safest? Please, serious answers only. I just want to unfuck my life before it's too late. Thanks.

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None lol

the only winning move is not to play

That's just a cop out to be a loser. My dad has had two heart attacks and he's in his mid fifties, I don't think he's going to live much longer. My family is relying on a single income so when this guys dies we'll all end up homeless.

I NEED to do something.

This is it. Now is when you decide. Either cuck out or fight.
If you cuck you will remain diseased for the rest of your pitiful life.
If you fight you may lose everything.
There's almost certainly someone around that will hire you without proof of vaccination. Figure it out, you've come this far.

>taking the vaccine
>In 2022
Oh my op, why don’t you just get castrated while you’re at it

>learning to cultivate food, hunt, forage, and be self-reliant is a cop out to be a loser

just take the Pfizer vaccine since we know it's the one that'll most likely kill you the quickest.

OP if you REALLY need to then DON'T TAKE THE RNA SHIT
The other one will give you clots but the RNA shit will PERMANENTLY DAMAGE YOUR HEART AND LIVER

Pfizer is what I got

None lmao

your parents literally got injured from the vaccine and as someone literally directly related to them, you're gonna take it?

god damn LOL my god the media brainwashed any sort of sense of self-preservation out of the lot of you. and you still defend this fake ass vaccine LOL

trips of TRUTH

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Not getting vaxxed is for scared little bitches.

Oh wait Any Forums, I'm supposed to say something that might lead to your untimely demise: fuckin' none of them bro.

Ok Matthew Broderick film enjoyer.

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move out. if every place is requiring it, you live in a liberal shithole

does pretending that the "vaccine" did anything beneficial to you a form of cope or is it motivated by crab mentality?

'People' from this site dying is a net positive for humanity tbqh

Crab mentality at this point.

If you are that hell bent on avoiding that single vaccine despite having over a dozen in your system already just look up the vaccine record card, print it out on card stock and forge the fucker, they arent going to look that closely at it and as long as you dont get stupid with it you will get away with your nonsense

You should start with yourself

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Pretty much broski.

Lotta people in similar threads think I'm being sarcastic by telling them that if they die from a vaccine preventable disease that I hope to hear about it so I can have a hearty chuckle.

"mUh ImMuNe sYsTeM WiLl PrOtEcT mE fRoM cOvId..... A vAcCiNe tHaT'S aPpRoVeD fOr uSe eVeN iN cHilDrEn AnD oLd LaDiEs? ScArY. ClOtShOt ClOtShOt!

safest is moderna first and then pfiuzer 2nd.
t.molecular biologist

Why didn't it kill me?