>"Congratulations on your 100th birthday, user! What's your secret to reaching such a respectable age?"
"Congratulations on your 100th birthday, user! What's your secret to reaching such a respectable age?"
sunlight, circadian rhythm, animal organs, and nofap
I just lift with a rock and do OMAD.
Reloaded my last save whenever I got into a tight spot
i would always mention things that are bad for you
>eat lots of eggs, meat and dairy
>drink alcohol
>be fat
My unquenchable hate for black people.
What can I say, God loves watching me suffer
I fart a lot haha
>eggs, meat and dairy
>bad for you
too much of a coward to kms, this is my karmic punishment
Vigorous prostate massage.
Human blood
T. literally cursed Femanon
>I Gnome where this is going
Fuck how did I not see that.
Being vegan of course.
I lift 7 days a week, permanent nofap, and haven’t seen a vagina in a century, my wizard powers have granted me immortality, and I can bend time and the wills of less men to my own purposes
Can't you bend time so women don't exist?
Cocaine, but only in moderation.
I dont drink, dont smoke, and I lift heavy. but most of all, I dont roid.
a white-hot burning hatred for women and jews
Squatz and oatz, fag
I don’t even see women anymore, I exist on my own plane away from the influences of simps, women, and New Zealanders
not dealing with women
I pledged my soul the the ruinous powers, Nurgle won't let me die and escape this rotting body
So, Australia?
Wow I hope that's not me.
Look at how much shit is normal now that wasn't 20 years ago...
"Thanks, I never lifted a weight in my life."
Read the fucking sticky.
>Refuse to elaborate
"Thanks, I've lifted every weight in my life."