"Congratulations on your 100th birthday, user! What's your secret to reaching such a respectable age?"

>"Congratulations on your 100th birthday, user! What's your secret to reaching such a respectable age?"

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sunlight, circadian rhythm, animal organs, and nofap

I just lift with a rock and do OMAD.

Reloaded my last save whenever I got into a tight spot

i would always mention things that are bad for you
>eat lots of eggs, meat and dairy
>drink alcohol
>be fat

My unquenchable hate for black people.

What can I say, God loves watching me suffer

I fart a lot haha

>eggs, meat and dairy
>bad for you

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too much of a coward to kms, this is my karmic punishment

Vigorous prostate massage.

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Human blood

T. literally cursed Femanon

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>I Gnome where this is going

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Fuck how did I not see that.

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Being vegan of course.

I lift 7 days a week, permanent nofap, and haven’t seen a vagina in a century, my wizard powers have granted me immortality, and I can bend time and the wills of less men to my own purposes

Can't you bend time so women don't exist?

Cocaine, but only in moderation.

I dont drink, dont smoke, and I lift heavy. but most of all, I dont roid.

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a white-hot burning hatred for women and jews

Squatz and oatz, fag

I don’t even see women anymore, I exist on my own plane away from the influences of simps, women, and New Zealanders

not dealing with women

I pledged my soul the the ruinous powers, Nurgle won't let me die and escape this rotting body

So, Australia?

Wow I hope that's not me.
Look at how much shit is normal now that wasn't 20 years ago...

"Thanks, I never lifted a weight in my life."

Read the fucking sticky.
>Refuse to elaborate

"Thanks, I've lifted every weight in my life."