>You still don't lift do you?
You still don't lift do you?
is it what he does?
>He can't be bargained or reasoned with. He doesn't feel fear or pain and he absolutely will not stop until you are stole do you understand me? YOU'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!
*swole
>He'll mog you, that's what he does. THAT'S ALL HE DOES, YOU CAN'T STOP HIM! HE WADE THROUGH YOU, MAKE A BAIT THREAD, AND POST HIS FUCKING BODY!
This will sound jealousy but every man that push 3 plate bench on my gym is roided to the brains or a fat fuck
>HE DRINKS 4 SCOOPS A DAY! SOMETIMES EVEN 4 AND A HALF! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HE IS THE 5%
>LIFT WITH ME IF YOU WANT GAIN
>come with me if you want to lift
>that man back there, h-how did he get back up?
>He's a juicer... a hypodermic organism. Part man, part steroid. He was sent back in time to pump you up
>r/powerlifting Systems, Model 101
Heh heh
>Alright. Listen. The Moginator's an infiltration unit. Part man, part weight machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy powerlifting belt, turkesteroneproccersor-controlled, FULL. Very natty...
>Pay attention. The 600 series had squat plugs. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They look actual. Actual maxes, bad posture, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait 'til he moved on you before I could zero him.
>every day I'm coming, I'm coming at the gym, I'm coming at home, come with me if you want to live
Oh god kekkkkkkk
*DYEL ACQUIRED*
-5'11
-145 LBS
-ECTOMORPH
Fucking fantastic
incredible
>The 32-ounce protein powder.
>That's Gold Standard. You can go chocolate or vanilla.
>The 45 ounce creatine, with the caffeine
>These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good pre-workout. Just scoop it once, the pump comes on and you hit the weights where you want the gains to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
>Trenbolone Acetate, in the 350mg range.
>Hey, just what you see, pal!
>The L-citrulline, 9mg.
>You know your supps, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for getting swole. So uh, which will it be?
>All.
>I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the BCAAs, but the whey you can take right now.
[sees the Terminator scoop the protein powder]
>You can't do that.
[mixes shake]
>Wrong!
gold
These are fucking great
>I'll do back.
>tfw i cant be a successful time traveling simp
holy fuck lmao