Oh hey user, I already ordered for you

I got you an oreo shake. You do like carbs right? I mean you don't want to look like a twink do you?

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Anons, I'm losing faith that I will ever go on a date with a woman who looks like this. God I hope my LINK takes off to $1000.

based and same except JASMY

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Having a loving gf who feeds me carb dense food because she wants me to get bigger and stronger would actually be super hot. I'm not sure what sort of point you're trying to make with this post.

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I started to jerk off to the scenario OP constructed. The forwardness and social power play of the hot big boobie slut was erotic and enticing.

Her ordering me the shake was her subliminally telling me
>“I am the one that takes charge in this relationship. I am the master.”

I was so aroused by the hot dominant female with large tits in this fantasy that o proceeded to stroke myself over the basketball shorts at the university library.

However my immersion was completely ruined when OP included the word “twink”. No woman says that and it destroyed my libido and left me in a sour state

Who are you and why did you come sit at my table?

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New schizo illusion just dropped, hell yeah

Same, but I own link, jasmy, doge, shib, and about 10 other retarded shitcoins. Any Forums said making it financially would be easier than making it Any Forums. I don’t think those assholes ever touched a weight.

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That happened to me once before I was Any Forums. Freaked me out, I was nice to her but I thought it was a con or something.

Imagine her getting blacked

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Bitch there is more fat than carbs in a shake.

You aren’t a ketolard, are you?

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>twink stopped you fapping
Hit a little too close to home, twink?

$450/hr for pic rel, you don't need to be rich.

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Behold.

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None of the escorts near me look like this

bring two straws and we can drink it together

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based

In in Ohio, the ones in bigger cities are even hotter (and more expensive). What area are you in? My metro area population is around 900,000 people. Even if you can't find a local lady that attractive, there should still be touring ladies. Or you may need to drive to the nearest big city.