Strength that can manhandle a car with barely any effort

>strength that can manhandle a car with barely any effort
>smart enough to know the basics of painting
>is the largest land animal to ever exist
>sleeps for only 2 or 3 hours

What's their secret?

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nonstop mogging

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Who would win an elephant or a gorilla?

Genetics

gorilla if in a jungle elephant if in a safari

If we're being real here it's the elephant, there's no good way for an ape/man to attack an elephant without a weapon. If the gorilla knew how to use a spear then he would win

>If the gorilla knew how to use a spear then he would win
origin of man

>is the largest land animal to ever exist
Retard

Gorillas if smart as humans would be unbeatable. Can't survive an ape planet

imagine if your girl saw that

we don't even know how strong they are because we've never taught them to lift

chinks never cease to lose

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What if Any Forums just received an elephant calf to raise. We need him to grow strong and healthy and to mog all other elephants.
What lifts would we give our baby boy so he would go strong?
Also we need a name for our calf.

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>What's their secret?
Keto

Your muscle size is determined by the tug of war between "grow muscles" chemicals and "stop growing muscles" chemicals.

"Stop growing muscles" chemicals are released BY MUSCLES and so the more muscle you have the harder it is to grow more and the more you have to do to cause your body to release enough "grow muscles" chemicals to overcome that.

Different animals have a different set point in this tug of war, which is why tigers are fucking yoked despite never touching a barbell whereas humans can wither away to thin ribbons in front of the computer.

Because it's all chemicals we can fuck with this as much as we like - we already do using steroids, obviously, but our current methods are all about supraphysiological doses of "grow muscles" chemicals. Imagine if we could suppress the "stop growing muscles" chemical instead. You wouldn't even need to train.

We are close to the last generation that will need to work to get jacked.

Sir this is an elephant thread

You mean vegan.

>Still believes in Dinos
>As an adult
NGMI, I bet your lifts are shit too

genetics bro

Thats right good gentleman tell that ruffian!
I hope an elephant rapes your grandmother

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