becca edition
Fph
Tyler Carter
Jordan Garcia
basé
David Murphy
Jonathan Ward
>be me
>5'9 but ladies have always found me attractive because I'm tan and dark featured, funny, good looking, and make a lot of money
>fellow manlets rise up
>only go to the gym to fuck hot chicks (hnnng dem leggings)
>pick up trial memberships at promo rates for a few months, fuck the available talent, then switch memberships
>been doing this for a few years, I have a decent reputation and the regulars and staff endearingly call me Don Cali since I always wear a California state flag tank top and act like a Don Juan
>I used to strike out A LOT but over time my reputation worked in my favor and it's considered very flattering if Don Cali hits on you
>means I get my choice of assmeat and staff play along
>talking to this complete stunner one day, 6'2, college volleyball player, blonde, perfect big ass and thighs, big boobs
>she's trying to lose weight to reduce her ass and tits size since it's impeding her performance, I am flirting her saying shit like how god made a perfect statue of a woman and she cannot insult the divine architect
>she's really into it, takes my hand and puts it on her ass, asks me if I really think it isn't too big
>squeeze her ass sensually and tell her I think I will need to take a closer look, shes turned on and moaning, staff walking by giving me thumbs up
>all of a sudden some ugly fat bitch comes up and starts yelling at me, blabbering on about some fat people shit, idk i tune out anytime a fat person talks so I genuinely don't know what she was saying
>tell fatso to stfu and she will never appreciate true beauty
>she's pissing me off and blocking my game so I motion to the staff and she is quickly whisked away by personal trainers
>half hour later ive got the volleyball chick wrapped around me trying to make out with me on the way to my porsche, wave bye to the qt redhead receptionist who’s madly in love with me
>see fastso in parking lot, slap my sluts ass in front of her, and flip her off
>hear her screaming as I burn out
Lincoln Gutierrez
Adam Wright
Nice larp Manlet
Michael Robinson
Colton Lopez
Owen Baker
and everyone clapped
here's a reddit gold and an upvote
Christian Evans
Incredible larp hopefully it can happen someday
Brandon Myers
literal larp cope
Julian Stewart
lmfao
Blake Foster
imagine getting so baited by a post you create a whole meme image around it lol whoever posted that comment about the bowl is 11/10 bait
Brandon Clark
Im confused. Wouldn’t that mean that there is even more sugar by volume if the bowl was counted by the scale?
Joshua Gutierrez
>intuitive eating
>if your body tells you to stop it's wrong and you should keep eating
Jeremiah Gonzalez
These fuckers always work in education
Jaxon Collins
Nathan Collins
Jordan Flores
hahahahahahahaha
Jackson Johnson
This never happened
Grayson Anderson
>is not eating in a disordered manner a disorder?
Jonathan Wilson
do Americans really??????????
Chase Davis
>those french fries look a little we-
Isaac Foster
>dead space in the background
Based
Jacob Wood
Jesus, she, and I use that pronoun loosly, get's right on my tits.
Nathaniel White
Inshallah this comes true my brother
Eli Taylor
W-what's this supposed to be?
Ethan Phillips
>be me
>5'9
The only truth in this post.