Liver failure for 15 years

>Liver failure for 15 years
>Heart failure for 5 years
>Gave himself diabetes from using insulin for years
>On every PED in the book for 30 years
>10 grams of phenibut a day
>GHB everyday
>Various STDs from transhookers
>Outlives everyone

What's his secret?

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They put him in the bacta tank every night like Luke in ESB

He ain't no cookie cutter.

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>Liver failure for 15 years
>Heart failure for 5 years
>Gave himself diabetes from using insulin for years
>On every PED in the book for 30 years
>10 grams of phenibut a day
>GHB everyday
>Various STDs from transhookers
>Outlives everyone
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT DALE?

DALE CHANCE IS JUST A COOKIE CUTTER

Dale Chance next roidhead to die confirmed

He's vaccinated

He's never drank soda or fast food

Neither did Bostin Loyd or that other fag who just died

its piss

well, he rides a bike everywhere so cardio must be really good for you. and some people just have the genes for surviving shit like that for years on end

Because he believes he’ll be 18 forever

But honestly I have no idea he defies logic. Literally “too weird to live, too rare to die”. I think a lot about Lenny. I used to criticize him for his lifestyle and sexual appetites. Now I understand why he is the way he is. Some of us were never made to be typical, some of us were made to be


>freaks

Bros we need andrew and genoy back lake cresva running dry feel cold

He never drank coffee

I guess he just got lucky and has a very resilient body, like a based golem

Some people are just build different. It's one of the biggest mog.

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Freaky genetics. Lenny is the next stage of human evolution.

Kek.

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purify yourself in the waters of lake cresva and you too can live forever
it less stress

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dont forget his necrotic leg

Egg membrane