I just got arrested at the Canadian border for smuggling testosterone
I just got arrested at the Canadian border for smuggling testosterone
Nathan White
Brandon Edwards
Greg pls leave
Chase Carter
> story time user
Sebastian Hughes
>filtered by a fucking leaf
Leo Clark
They let you use your phone in jail?
Blake Reed
Of course the onions leafs would arrest you for trying to be masculine.
Henry Scott
> be me
> on cycle
> want to do road trip
> park my shit in bottom of my suitcase and go
> get to border
> tell me to pull aside
> flip my car
> find me needles and test
> throw me to ground and handcuff me
> take my wallet, phone, all my cash, laptop etc
> toss me in cell
> sit for few hours
> told I’m being charged with smuggling narcotics
> come back 5 mins later and they say actually I’m being released
> give me all my stuff back (minus test)
> but gtfo out of our country
Well vacation ruined but at least I’m a free man. Steroids are legal to possess in Canada but apparently not to import so lesson learned.
Robert King
totally worth it just to tell your grandkids one day about your drug addiction
Jeremiah Miller
Border guards search people like crazy nowadays and they can really do whatever they want. I had them go through my phone when I had just escaped a horrible alcoholic coomer phase. I had easily hundreds of saved porn webms on there I hadn't bothered to delete yet and got to watch this dude scroll through all of it
Liam Evans
why would you unlock your phone for him
Ian Garcia
If you refuse they can refuse to let you enter their country
Brayden Wright
You unlocked your phone for them wtf?
Daniel Stewart
I asked what would happen if I said no, and he told me if I didn't cooperate I'd be under arrest and they would get someone to unlock it anyway. I also would be arrested if I tried to go home even though I didn't do anything illegal and had nothing illegal on me. I was meeting with someone I had been messaging and he apparently wanted to make sure I wasn't doing something illegal even though there was really no reason to be suspicious of me.
Mason Reed
I have a folder with 243 pictures of the same pepe like pic rel with my other pics all being shemale webms and facial destruction vids. Am I suspicious?
Easton Evans
>Enjoy this cell, user.
Jaxson Moore
huh, interesting. glad they let you go . did they rough you up a bit?
Andrew Bell
They did a good pat down but that’s it
Was pretty nice in the holding cell, brought me water pretty often and gave me a phone to call a lawyer
Alexander Ward
>and they would get someone to unlock it anyway
literally impossible if you have a modern iphone or android
Robert Robinson
how so?
Ryder Morales
>I just got arrested at the Canadian border for smuggling testosterone
Hunter James
>Am I suspicious
You're based. I have two folders on my phone. One for family pictures, the other for trannies.