You just found the Ring of Absolute Strength, which gives you 10% more gains in all your exercises

You just found the Ring of Absolute Strength, which gives you 10% more gains in all your exercises.

Do you want to equip it?
>Yes
No

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yes i want to equip this

Yes

Give it to the guy that's plateauing

You've just equipped the Ring of Absolute Strength.

You also found the Dumbbell of Ultimate Power, which allows you to increase your 1RM in 5%.

Do you want to equip it?

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I'll take to the local gypsy to inspect for curses

I like to pretend I’m adding +5% to STR when I use my wrist wraps for push days.

this would not be natty

that ring looks gay as hell, so no

You just encountered a Gains Goblin outside the gym. Do you want to fight him?

Roll for initiative.

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why would you ask me if I WANT to fight him then demand I roll for initiative

Yeah, duh?

no
i'm not falling for your tricks Sauron

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Yes pls I really want that 2pl8 bench :(
205x4 the other day

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*Saturn

I consume herb of no bumps and report you to the (worthless) city guard for off-topic

once again the old people are objectively correct

based, Christ is king

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You pass in front of a group of elves running on the treadmills.

You feel a sweet scent coming from them which heals 50 hit points of you.

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Yes.
Now just need to find the matching Ring of Absolute Size

>10% gains while wearing
Id use it like wrist wraps I guess and take it off after working out

Your Talisman of Natty Virtue has shattered!
Now your charisma will suffer a 25% debuff when interacting with Paladins and Seraphs