WHERE ARE THE MIRES
Mire thread
Nathaniel Richardson
Samuel Reed
when you set up a thread like this, it's good to provide an example yourself, otherwise it might get saged.
Anyway, very recent one:
>be me in new gym
>after I finished my workout, ask a random PT where the sauna is
>he says "oh, you're first time here user?"
>yep
>"Let me show you the basics then! Haha, just kidding, I can tell you know your stuff"
>fist-bumped my tricep
>he sounded like an autist that would go on Any Forums
>still, felt nice
Grayson Rivera
I DONT HAVE THATS WHY I ASK
Hudson Taylor
ALSO THAT SOUNDS GAY
Anthony Anderson
>One of the finance bunnies walks into my office and ask me to look something up
>She grabs my right shoulder, and put her head on the left as she looks on the screen along with me
>Ran her fingers through my hair as she said thank you and left
>She's married and have kids
W-what did she mean by this?
Nathaniel Morales
>hot big titted fit milf at work starts jerking me off at my desk
>"w....wtf are you doing?"
>"you can put this in your autistic imaginary story thread on that website you're always on"
Jacob Sanchez
Lol holy
Robert Sullivan
the thinker is such an aesthetic statue and they drew him like a fucking tranny
Nicholas Barnes
>hooked up with a girl from Tinder this weekend
>she kept complimenting me on my body and telling me I’m so hot
Felt good, man. I needed that confidence boost
Oliver Watson
Women know they can get anything they want from a guy just by doing this
Joseph Rivera
hell yeah my man
Owen Bell
>talk to some random girl at uni
>she spergs out when I remove the facemask
Maybe she's just retarded, but I'll take this as a mire.
Nathan Hill
>talking to gym owner about my older brother whom I convinced to start gymming a couple of months ago
>saying how I want him to graduate from DYEL mode and do more than 3 reps of bench at a time and more than 1 set
>gym owner ends the conversation with “By the way user I just wanted to say that you can clearly see how jacked you’ve gotten over the past year, really impressive work”
Why are gym owner mires are the best, bros?
Isaiah James
I have a similar story.
>be me in gym for a year
>still a chubby tho
>a PT approaches me for the first time ever
>"oh shit he's going to try to sell me stuff or sessions"
>he tells me about how they're getting in new racks with platforms
>says that I'd really like them since he noticed I like to do olympic lifts
>he and some other PTs point to me and tell their clients see do it like user over there
Turns out if it looks like you know what you're doing, PTs probably won't try to sell you shit.
Adam Bell
>last fall
>at a bar
>sitting there sipping a whiskey
>girl sitting at a table asks me if I work out
>look over at her
>she starts spilling her spaghetti
>because your shoulders... i mean your arms... your arms are big!
>laugh and say yeah I do sometimes
>go get drunk and play pool
Last week
>older guy I see at the gym all the time that is a beast and always fist bumps me or says whats up
>points at my shoulders and tells me they look huge
I don't even do shoulders that much, I just got them genetically from my dad, but they have always been the source of most of my mirrors.
Leo Cruz
>getting coffee and a chocolate bar at gas station
>older black lady in line in front of me. ok looking but too old for me
>she pays, turns around, stops, looks me up and down
>"you look FABULOUS"
>go to raising cane's to acquire tendies for lunch
>qt black cashier rings me up
>she initiates some small talk
>ends up telling me i look like a movie star
black girls love me idk why. second one thats told me i look like a movie star. i think it could be more style than fitness but it prob wouldnt happen if i didnt have a good build
Justin Rodriguez
post pics pls
Chase Bell
where did you meet? her place or yours or a hotel? how long did it last? please, describe in as much detail, im fascinated
Daniel Cooper
>older guy walks up to me while I’m doing rows
>"Damn! How long do I gotta train to look like that?"
>"ty u2"
John Foster
Michael Gomez
No mires so far this decade. Will report in if the situation changes.
Adam Allen
KEK
Christian Murphy
to do, one must think.
Luis Myers
Ohnonono thinking bros… not like this ;(