Any lifts that can elongate my spine?

Any lifts that can elongate my spine?

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hyperextensions

NOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECKIN JAP TRAD WIVES TOO

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Get some moon boots

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She’s right and you know it

Yoga

Imagine how much better the world would be if this were actually the case:
>if you are 5'8" or taller by adulthood (I think the cutoff should be at least 5'10", but whatever), you're deemed a citizen and able to live a normal life of leisure
>if you're under that height by adulthood, you're conscripted as a slave
>the entirety of society if built and powered by a slave class of dwarfs
>dwarf slaves provide labor for every undesirable job
>dwarf slaves work as servants and court jesters for regular height people
>armies of dwarf slaves fight wars (the downside is that things like tanks and jets would have to be modified with booster seats)
>regular height people get to do whatever they want because all labor is free
>regular height people breed with each other and create even taller offspring
>occasionally there's a huge scandal where a tall couple produces a dwarf offspring
>dwarf slaves breed with each other, creating even shorter offspring
>thousands of years go by and eventually there are two separate races walking the earth: tall, beautiful Nords and compact little gnome people

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but the million dollar question is how tall is she?

Who cares? She's a woman, they're supposed to be petite. Men are supposed to be tall, strong providers for women.

LET ME IN WHOEVER THE CURRENT PRIME MINISTER IS

Whew, i made the cut off! NO IM NOT GOING TO POST BODY

Dead hangs

155

We could call it apart-height

Agreed, but only if you include women under the same height

Dwarf women would be fed copious amounts of hormones to increase their feminine features, then sold as pets to regular height people. They'd have to be neutered of course to prevent mixing.

I love how you conveniently put the cutoff at 5'8'' shortpants lmao

American reading comprehension

>tall, beautiful Nords

What's gonna happen to tall ethnics?

It’s funny that she as an Asian woman had the gall to say it.
Probably likes white and blacks dude but could never birth sons that become men she finds worthy of female attention.

Grow grow grow...

I mean she is ugly as fuck desu