How to get cancer as fast as possible?
How to get cancer as fast as possible?
Isaiah Foster
Parker Cook
what's holding you back in life rn
Landon Taylor
microwave your balls
Jackson James
browse here
Zachary Davis
Exposure to radiation.
Alternatively posting on reddit and discord as much as possible.
Aiden Lee
Put your balls in a microwave.
t. watched that one south park episode where Randy does the same thing so he can buy weed.
Blake Phillips
Asbestos
Carter Nelson
Straight to Any Forums
Elijah Edwards
break into a dentist's office and x-ray your head until the cops come.
Adrian Moore
buy a old dentist xray bulb or a jewellery xray machine and start zapping them balls while you ice them
Cameron Wright
Hi Randy
Henry Long
install Discord
Jaxson Campbell
Get the vax and a few boosters for good measure.
Adrian Richardson
Break into the sarcophagus at the Chernoby Exclusion Zone.
Gabriel Long
Buy radioactive ores online, grind em up and eat em
Brandon Fisher
2) Cover yourself in oil
Luke Lopez
wear bluetooth headphones
Gavin Sullivan
Have you not been reading those seed oil threads that keep getting blasted here user?
Just slam processed foods, smoke, drink at least 4 cans of beer a day, only sleep 3 or 4 hours a night, absolutely no vegetables.
In short make sure you're vitamin and mineral deficient.
Give your body the bare minimum it needs to keep you going.
Eat as much takeaway and processed foods as possible.
Sugar is calory dense and has zero nutritional value.
Ryan Hughes
Consume strong carcinogenic materials...duh
Dominic Nguyen
Open a smoking fetish onlyfans so that you will be motivated to smoke as much as humanly possible for money
Kayden Stewart
i know this is a troll but there's no such data in the report
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Dominic Bailey
Deep fried grains in PUFA
Brayden Diaz
don't get the jab
don't make a big deal about it
don't care if somebody else gets it
just don't get it
Chase Bailey
drink coffee and eat white bread