I literally can't shoot ropes, why?

I literally can't shoot ropes, why?

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natures way of letting you know you’re a genetic dead end

cause you're not the Incredible Spiderman

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first off, you need to edge

second, when you are about to nut and past the point of no return, hold it in as long as you can, then when you can't hold it in anymore, try your hardest to pee

that makes me shoot ropes

>those trips among dubs
it's over bro

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EL JUSTO

I got a handjob at the asian spa the other day and shot ropes all over the place
the lady was like "ohhh my god! so powerful! wow!"
like 10 solid ropes, spider manned that room

three sets of digits in a row
faggot has to kill the streak

>“The just”

Doesn’t even make sense American retard

This had better be bullshit, user, otherwise it's just pathetic. They compliment all their clients. It's so you keep coming back, you poor deluded fool.