Post good excuses to not lift

spbp

>being asian

Wait wait wait wait This is my first time on Any Forums I just want to stop being an incel.

Are your responses inside jokes or legit?

I want to be more attractive I don't want to be alone is painful and depressing.

all of them are jokes except the asian one
Seriously dont even bother lifting if youre asian just hit the books and study hard lol

>Stuttered in front of class once in 3° grade.
The game was rigged from the start.

>taller than 6ft

>Parents named you Edgar
People just call me egg or eggy. And they always make fun of how many eggs I eat

> dick is smaller than 8 in

Leave this board. If you're new to lifting, you won't be able to parse the good advice from the shitposts and the actual retards. And if you're already depressed or have low self esteem, the "joking" insults and demotivational shit will probably make it worse.

youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

diarrhoea

So where should i go for help? I swear every single person has 15 different methods how hard can it be to just get straight answers isnt this a science?

You're the scum of this board.

Demotivational Fags, Racist/Cuck and Tranny-Posters all deserve the rope.
"I find joy by putting others down." It's incredible that this is the way you choose to live.
We all pity you, immensely.

Take a look in the mirror and evaluate your choices, loser.

>lifting for women
NGMI anyway

Shoo shoo gains goblin !

>rigged from the start

Go to reddit unironically. There everyone is polite and bad replies will be dealt with for you. Once you get a bit more experience, then come back here to reap the esoteric knowledge

>post good excuses to not lift
pretty face

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what about racist chads such as myself?

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