What's your most embarassing gym story?

What's your most embarassing gym story?

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>go to gym for first time
>there is girl behind counter
>I stare at her general position for 30 seconds
>do a 360 and walk away
never was in gym since then

>walk into gym
>see cute girls
>decide to say hi to them
>walk by
>give them an upward nod when we make eye contact
>say and do nothing else
>rinse and repeat for several months

I poopy my pants

what am i supposed to be seeing here?

>go to the gym
>have to use Seated Leg Curl machine
>a girl is using it
>ask her if we can share the machine
>she literally look at me like if i ask her for a date or something
>said to me not
>i stay there for a moment thinking she is messing around
>after that i continue with my routine
>a week later, the gym manager told me if i can exchange my schedule
>because someone complain about me harassing her
>tell him is okay and i would come later
never go back to that gym and cry like a crybaby when i right my place that day

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First time going to gym
Doing deadlifts
Two girls come by next to me
They'd start doing squats on their end
One of them comes up to me
Tells me ummm my friend wanted to let you know you're using the weights wrong it's for squats ahahaha
Turns out it's the cage for squatting
I tell her oh thanks I didn't know it's my first time here my bad
They say it's ok we all make mistakes if you want you can work in with her while I use this machine
She's squatting more than me
No thanks

Phew thank God I said no. Anymore embarrassment and I would've never returned to the gym.

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I started going to the gym after a 4 year hiatus.
>I used to lift 2 plate really easily for reps
>Load up to do a 1 pl squat, that's only 135lbs, should be a good entry level
>Go for downward motion and try to get ass to grass
>get fucking tooled, fall backwards. Quickly squirm out trying to not create a huge scene
>asian gym thot with a gigantic ass seen it all and asked if I was ok
>take my earbuds out to say thank you
>slur like retard because I'm winded from cardio session beforehand
>pthnk yoou, good to knobw ppl r looking oot for meh

fucking embarassing bros, but I am doing better now

>deadlifting in jeans because I forgot my usual workout pants
>warming up, get to mid-400s, feel massive rip and blowout in back of jeans
>check myself in mirror, giant tear about 12" long from mid- ass cheek down hamstring
>DGAF and keep lifting anyway
There were only 3 other people lifting and they'd seen me a hundred times, so what was the point in stopping?

Based ESL user. You did nothing wrong.

I have gyno

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I brap uncontrollably when squatting. I’m actually, unironically, 100% seriously considering buying a fucking butt plug so I don’t seem like such a disgusting farting freak in front of everyone

Wouldn't it just blast out like a bullet when you go low?

Reading this has been the funniest experience of my day. Thanks for sharing, Pablo.

You get one that seats flat against the floor when you go ATG

>benching
>fail
>lose support on left side
>barbell slides across face
>successfully get out from under bar, get up
>people nearby noticed what happened, looked to see if i was ok
>get up, motion to them i am fine
>someone tells me i am bleeding
>look down; little drops of blood on clothing, bench, floor
>get paper towel, put on bleeding spot right above eye, go to front desk
>wait for front desk lady to finish current conversation, politely ask if there is a first aid kit
>she begins to freak out seeing i am bleeding
>she gets crappy first aid kit out from under counter
>remove paper towel, ask how bad it is
>she freaks out even more
>she is not much help, first aid kit is really bad
>go to car and drive to emergency room, get 4-5 stitches
i guess what was embarrassing was how composed i was during the whole thing, normies are supposed to panic i guess which is what the desk lady did. went back the next day, older guy who manages the location asked me how i was, pointed out my stitches and he said he scrubbed every little blood drip i left on the equipment and the floor lol

That’s my only concern. Gonna test it out ahead of time if I buy it

>Receptionist with thicc booty wants to talk to me
>We talk for like 30 minutes, while she's checking randos in
>Dude comes in and mogs me
>Leave without saying goodbye
>Never go back to that gym ever again
I miss working at the gym because you get to meet nice people.
Now I got fat working a desk job and I have to talk to stupid bitches all day.

>be me
>get in my car and start vrooming to the gym
>catch the scent of dog urine in the car
>think to myself "what the fuck? [dog] must have peed somewhere in the car yesterday. fuck. i'll clean it once i get back home."
>keep catching whiffs of it from time to time during the drive, tried to air everything out so it doesn't attach to my clothes
>by the time i get to the gym, i can't smell it anymore and figure my nose has gotten acclimated to it
>as i'm walking through the parking lot i randomly catch a faint smell of dog urine
>chalk it up to anxiety tricking me, maybe it's lingering a bit on my hoodie, stand outside in the wind for a bit before i head in, and elect to focus on lifting
>finished my warm up and done with my first set of squats, proceed to load more weight
>qt3.14 girl is doing squats in the cage next to me and she's loading her squat as well
>we meet in the middle of the cages and i give her a slight smile and tell her that she can "go ahead" and change out her plates first
>she initially gives me a smile back but then it quickly morphs into a mix between zoning out and disbelief
>plates move around and she quickly goes back to her cage
>for the first time since i've walked into the gym, i catch a scent of dog urine
>it dawns on me that the only explanation for the scent at this moment is that [dog] didn't pee in the car yesterday and that he must have been a real fuckface and urinated on something i'm wearing
>attempt to play it cool but i'm frantically sniffing around my body and darting my eyes around my clothes for discoloration
>unzip hoodie and it hits me
>"this stupid fucking dog." i say to myself
>the smell has intensified
>white undershirt has a gigantic yellowed stain
>put my hoodie back on, grab things, leave, making sure not to make eye contact with the qt3.14 as i go
>was back at that same gym the next day
>never saw that urine sniffing qt ever again

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>First day in the gym
>Finish measly workout just testing out the machines mostly.
>Heading out about to walk past the receptionist to the exit
>Panic and realize I forgot my wallet in my car and that I have no money to tip her with
>She catches me with her eyes and her face lightens up waiting for me to slip her a bill
>Lower my head in shame and try to speed walk out of there
>Gives me a look like I’m something lower than garbage
>Young couple entering sees this and go wtf
>Manager calls my house later and says no tipping will not be tolerated and I’m now banned from that gym

Fuckin based and tis-only-a-scratch-pilled. What a glorious way to earn one, too.

>9/10 stacy using a leg extension machine
>she gets up and walks off
>walk over to the machine, bend down and sniff the seat (that part of the gym was empty)
>unfortunately, don't smell anything
>do my thing, finish up, and start walking out
>black guy at the desk is smiling at me
>ey yo did it smell good? hahaha. no really you can't be doing that. don't let me catch you doing it again
>feel so ashamed I cancel my membership and sign up at another gym