Brazilian jiu jitsu

I work a sedentary job and while I do lift I want to get involved in something more active. I'm particularly interest in martial arts like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Can any anons who got involved in BJJ share their experience with me and if they reccomend it or not?

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She's a cute girl. It would be tough grappling with her and popping a boner as she has your legs wrapped around you

I am a BJJ black belt, started in 1997. What in particular are you interested in? Ultimately any description is pointless. Go visit classes in your area, see if you like the vibe, and if so, try it out. There's no other way to see if BJJ is for you.

how does it feel to know i would knock u out in a fight

I like the grappling aspect of it. My dad was an all state wrestler when he was in high school and would joke with my brothers and me as kids that a ninja couldn't hurt a wrestler close up. So I just think it's pretty cool

this is why i haven't joined my local bjj gym. it's got great instructors and i'm looking for something fun and social to do but i've watched too many of those porn videos where the plot is a guy and girl grappling. it has become a pavlovian response to get turned on when i hit the mat. it even happens when i'm grappling with guys for some reason (not gay btw).

such is life.

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is it common for bjj partners to have sex outside of class?

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Unironically, yes. And watch for Brasilians, they're the world's lowest form of scavenger when it comes to women.

I tried a ufc gym last month and they paired me for a practice spar against this thicc college girl because she was the only one in my weight class even though she was taller than me (I’m above average height 5’10 but I’m thin). I was really nervous because I didn’t want to hit a girl and I have never had physical contact with a woman before. When I got to the mat I was popping a huge boner because she had a big ass and a huge rack and it was being pushed up by her sports bra. I think she noticed my erection because she beat the shit out of me for five minutes while I tried to defend myself. At some point she pinned me with her a1 waygu ass and I jizzed myself from the female contact and lack of oxygen. After it was done I ran out crying in pain and sat in the parking lot because I was covered in bruises and it hurt too much to drive. I probably sat curled up in a ball for three hours when I noticed a shadow and the girl was standing over me. She told me to stop being a pussy and then pushed me on my back with her leg. She threw a piece of paper at me with her name and number written on it and then drove off in her car. I never went back to the gym because I’m afraid she’ll follow me home and beat me up. I’m too scared to call her and ask for an apology. Anyways would not recommend fighting sports.

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GIWTWM

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I really like this coomer fantasy lmao

I started with it for a couple years in my early twenties and loved it. Small town club, chill group, some of our guys fought in amateur mma and our club would drive out of town together to support them. Good times.
I moved away and only just got back into it two years ago just before covid. Joined a different club just before new years and it reminds much more of my old club than the other one I was going to...
Anyways I really enjoy it. Rolling five rounds of five minutes is a workout and you'll learn to defend yourself. Its not for big egos, you will spend the first while losing to people even if you're bigger and stronger than them.
I've heard there can be drama between different clubs because of who they're affiliated with but I've only been in small town clubs so I've never experienced this. My experience has been most bjj practioners are good people and if you have the time to dedicate to the sport you will build comradery which is a great feeling.
One of my senpai told me "you don't have to fast, strong or smart to be good at bjj, you just have to do it".
If you're interested user just go try it out.

>instead of working your hooks in slowly, let's attempt a front roll maneuver and possibly end up on bottom

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Has there ever been a situation where your penis accidentally went inside a qt's vagina?

Joined in October 2020 and have been enjoying it. This is definitely one of those sports with delayed gratification. Even now I know that I still suck really bad and have so much to learn but there’s plenty of “aha” moments that keep you going. It’s so satisfying when you pull a move during rolling without even thinking about it. Managed to lose 20 lbs after I cleaned up my diet and trained consistently. Honestly it’s become the highlight of my day and highly recommend it. My one warning is to not overdo it. Beginners tend to get really excited, start training multiple times a day 7 days a week, and then get burnt out after 3 weeks. Take it slow, enjoy the process, and remember that you’re there to learn and have fun.

if you have no previous experience, expect to get your ass handed to you for the first 3 months at minimum until you learn basics. the only way to find out if you like it is to go. find some schools, they will all offer a free class. go check out the whitebelts/fundamental classes first. if you are still thinking about it after your first class, then you got the bug. if not, learn muay thai.

you can tell which girls want to roll and be around you. i already had some cuties smiling at me and introducing themselves at this new place im checking out. they're there.

I shattered a girl's hand by ankle picking her into the shadow realm at my third month doing bjj

Her fault for not break falling

No. I basically always ice out women at BJJ. Jiujitsu is for men, women are worthless in a fight and fuck up the dynamic.

My father is a small jiu jitsu celebrity here in brazil. He started as a way to share a hobby with me and soon enough his health changed radically. Not only does jiu jitsu teach you a martial art, but it also burns a fuckton of calories and exercises most of your muscles. On a daily basis (maybe even more, 2 hours if you're passionate), you'll certainly see significant results. My father in particular suffers from some sort of chemical imbalance, and jiu jitsu is so benefitial he rarely takes some of his medications should he be training

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