Which one was the most Any Forums?

Which one was the most Any Forums?
Id say Ares

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Hermes or Ares, yeah. Hephaestus is probably the strongest of the lot tho.

Zeus since he was a based gigacoomer (all the other men next to him were too but none greater than him)

Hermes is a dyel cardiofag

Ares is a frat boi
Hercules or Perseus

Artemis lead the most active life, going around hunting - occasionaly killing people too

>Ares is a frat boi
You mean Dionysus

Ares fucks Aphrodite so he is a settled frat boi
Dionysus just goes around and fucks

if he's so fit why hide behind metal abs? Poseidon is clearly the most fit and strongest, he spends all his time swimming, which is a constant full body exercise

Hephaestus = Using metal to train therefore a lifter
Ares = MMA fag
Hermes = rooner
Zeus = crossfitter, also fucks
Position = swimmer

doesn't he cuck her from hephestus kek

also who is the twink of the group

Heracles is our god. It's not up for debate.

>Position

If you've read the Illiad you'll know it's Zeus. He mogs everyone else so hard that they all shut up and stare at their feet when he enters the hall. You would also know that Ares is portrayed as just a bully and also massive crybaby who literally runs to his mommy after he gets stabbed by a mortal

Yeah Ares is a very unsympathetic character in Greek Mythology. The Romans gave Mars a far greater degree of reverence.

Yes
but hephestus is a cripple incel

that image must have been made by some leftist twink misrepresenting the gods so people never find out. may he burn in hell for all eternity

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Hephaestus was deformed and couldn't walk properly. If he was strong, he would have that Joe strength.

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A true mama's boy
Hera is a toxic cunt, tried to kill Heracles because he was the offspring of Zeus affair

Wow. Looking at a children drawing of the pantheon and then deriving conclusions from that... Only on Any Forums.

>no Hades
What kind of gay rendition of the pantheon is this?

Zeus is the crossfitter fucking around in a normal gym slamming plates around like an ape and smites anyone who says shit to him while somehow also impregnating every cardio bunny in sight (turned into literal bunnies because he’s a freak)