Why is brazilian jiu jitsu so gay?

why is brazilian jiu jitsu so gay?

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Because they don't wear shoes.

> why is something named 'brazilian' so homosexual

gee i wonder why

The only ones gayer than Brazilians are Puerto Ricans.

Ok. Bjj guys, what would you do when you get me in one of your gay ass triangle and I star bitting your balls(no homo) and start pinching your nipples for extra damage?

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brazilian gay men inventend jiu gaysu in their quest to live their gay tendencies without being outed

it was so successful that closet gays all around the world adapted this strategy

That's illegal, the federation will deduct a point from you

Keked

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Are you the guy that got raped by a dude that did BJJ?

With a proper triangle with an arm across you can't bite anything.
Also if you give me your other arm by trying to pinch my nipple you will have an inverted elbow very fast.

Bjj practitioners are the internet atheists of martial arts

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Doing BJJ is absolutely necessary if you don't want to get raped in MMA though.
It might not be your primary art (see McGregor), but it's necessary to learn it to at least be able to defend from it.

Just like the boxing guys learned when fighting against the wrestling guys in HS and college, if you get to the ground (like most fights do) and don't know how to fight on the ground, you're dead.

All martial arts are gay.
Just get a gun.

Because grappling on the ground is fucking gay.

You still may have to do it in a fight though. Surely you don't want to, but it may happen. Ju jitsu is pretty strong for that.

It's not a complete martial art though.

>It's not a complete martial art though.
Silly sentence, no martial art is a complete martial art.
That's why every high level MMA guy does several martial arts. At least 1 grappling and 1 striking.

It is the mind that is gay.

You're not a man till you've had a man.

BJJ is fucking good, but this

>bjj is gay
Have you seen turkish oil wrestling?

when i was a kid i thought BJJ stands for "blowjob job", only knew it was a martial art when i 1st watched an mma fight many years after

>fedora tipping intensifies