Unironically how can I achieve this?

Unironically how can I achieve this?

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Just become romanian

based

How especially if I don't know the language?

Learn some Italian, then get drunk and start trying to speak Italian, whilst throwing in a random word from a slavic language

romanian is easy, it's a romance language. it's more similar to latin than even italian is. remember to use your diacritics otherwise you will look like an uneducated filthy fucking gypsy pleb (no romanians use diacritics online)

Penis enlargement it says right there user

But muh bbc bro

Coming out as Romanian?

Who in the right mind would want to look like a fucking rom lmao

I dont understand, what is this?

Romanian here, what the fuck is that article?

Don't you know about transraciliasm, bigot?!

E satira, trogloditu pulii. In articolul original era cu ceva sud corean. Per total o mizerie

Troglodita ii ma-ta tigan oltean

Start living under a bridge and steal copper wire and beg for change. You don't have to go to Romania to do it, better if you do it in some other country. This is a good start to become Romanian

filthy gypsy culture so bad that he has steal it from a nigger

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kebab x3/day, big shaorma "cu de toate" once a week, 3xsilver chains on your neck, drive a 500k miles bmw, sarmale and chicken soup.
get a construction job and lift from time to time.

Is it weird that I can understand what you two vampires are saying?

the best thing to come from romania, is moldova

accurate

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