Hello Any Forums, i'm a fag (twink variety) and i'm looking for a reasonable routine to get rid of my last remaining belly fat and tone my ass/stomach. Abs like pic related are the dream. ik theres probably resources on Any Forums but going there is bad for the soul, so advice would be greatly appreciated.
Hello Any Forums...
background info:
• 5'6" 160 lbs
• was a lardass until i got dysentery at age 15
• i do A LOT of cardio for my job, probably at least 15 miles/day brisk walking or jogging
• started cutting carbs and chasing protein rich food, that combined with this job may be doing something, but its only been a month so idk
"i'm a fag (twink variety)"
SS + GOMAD
...
they're gonna tell me to take hormones and eat cum. going on that board genuinely ruins a few hours of my day
read the sticky
When you entered the board there was a pinned thread asking you to read the sticky. Do that.
it’s becoming very apparent that i should’ve done an iconic Any Forums inb4 read the sticky. i have and i brushed up on it before posting. Allow me to amend the question. is there anything i should be doing differently if i’m trying for lean fit instead of herculean gigachad?
You are not twink variety at 160 pounds
Im the same height but 40 pounds less and im barely twink variety the fuck
>is there anything i should be doing differently if i’m trying for lean fit instead of herculean gigachad?
Take some anti parasite remedies. Wormwood tea, for instance.
>Wormwood
do not do this
tfw too tall and heavy for twink mode
lowest i got was about 135 when i was homeless and i was a skeleton. big boned is a meme but i think i’m just a dense motherfucker not just in the brains department
i don't know if big boned is a meme. my mom is 1m80, my dad is 1m80 too. I never had a chance at being a twink.
t. not OP
on that note it’s worth mentioning that i don’t have a scale rn but based on autistically tracking my weight in the past 150-160 is around where it stays if i don’t hardline calorie restrict or actively work out
neck hangs to failure
kys
commit suicide.
You should blow your head off
>i'm a fag (twink variety)
>get rid of my last remaining belly fat
do meth
i meant a meme as in
>i’m not fat i’m big boned!!
believe me i’m not trying to toot my own horn here. i definitely need to improve myself, but tops seem to like me in my experience. i’m not fat but i’m not skinny either ig
neck lifts
>i'm a fag (twink variety)
kill yourself unironically
fucking kek
already tried a bunch. it’s really expensive to be bad at killing yourself. i’m good for now but next time i WILL use a gun
Boy all you do is tooting horns
is that a COCK JOKE? i’m sorry i’m like genuinely bad at communication
Well learn english strange foreign lady
>want to be topped
>all i can is hungry bottoms
maybe if I'm Any Forumster they will accept me.