ITT: we write our ideas for a new Tomb Raider game, now that it's currently in development

ITT: we write our ideas for a new Tomb Raider game, now that it's currently in development.

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lara croft get ipad

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>Larda Kraft : Fridge Raider

>Lara Croft
More like Lara Soft

lara finds a horse guy who speaks normal words

It should be like Metal Gear Solid 3 but instead of Jack you pilot Lara "fucker and sucker of horses" Croft around the jungle and you look for indigenous people and other large animals to have sex with.

you're looking for an ancient artifact, alone in a dangerous tomb.
thats it.

lara goes to macdonalds

TUMMY

lara eats at carls jr/hardees

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Refrigerator raider

Lara finds frozen pizza from the fridge

Soi

Lara Croft gets breast cancer, to make her more relatable as a character

IMAGINE THE DRAMA

Needs to get bigger.

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Lara Croft needs to be as fat and thick as Peter Griffin

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lowtest

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>holy crap lois