>kill rat
>drops 42251 silver bars, 3 bastard swords, an ancient iron helmet and 2 rat tails
Kill rat
name 1 game
the game
>kill skeleton
>drops 500 gold coins
Sounds like something an idle game would do.
i want to fuck his mom bros
That was a big rat.
Stop lusting after other moms when you have your own
I don't even know what an opulent pearl is, but I have played too many mmorgps to believe that it is something that a dragon would logically drop, once killed.
bump
I want to give her another kid
>quest: collect 10 tiger eyes
>shoot tiger in the heart
>drops one eye
I lost the game, fuck you asshole
Substitute the swords for guns and you get Borderlands
Any Diablo game or Diablo-like game
Mamako!
People who think video games should be representative of real life are mentally ill. Players will avoid fighting enemies if they are boring to fight and provide 0 worthwhile rewards. You want players to fight rats? Then they better drop 42251 silver bars, 3 bastard swords, an ancient helmet, and at least two rat tails.
>Playing breath of the wild
>Kill a pigeon
>It drops two whole birds
>Play Minecraft
>Looting Flame Sword
>Kill chicken
>Drops 3 roasted chickens
>Whole chicken heals less hunger than 1 pork chop
Never understood this.
Is adorable
>Kill an actual bear
>Huge ursid creature easily twice the size of a cow
>Drops only fish, no meat
Don't think too hard
Technically Dofus, there's one or a few permadeath server where if you lose a fight and die, your opponent gets all of your inventory, whether they are an NPC or a player, so dying against a rat would give all your items to the mob
>quest: make me a monkey sandwich
>shoot monkey with bow
>drops monkey corpse
>have to find monkey skinner to skin monkey so I can make monkey sandwich
>uma delicia
>kill cyclops
>drops 2 eyes
>and 2 rat tails
I kek'd
>kill elder dragon
>drops a rusty iron dagger and a single dollar
fucking stingy fuck
she is literally my mom