Kill rat

>kill rat
>drops 42251 silver bars, 3 bastard swords, an ancient iron helmet and 2 rat tails

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name 1 game

the game

>kill skeleton
>drops 500 gold coins

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Sounds like something an idle game would do.

i want to fuck his mom bros

That was a big rat.

Stop lusting after other moms when you have your own

I don't even know what an opulent pearl is, but I have played too many mmorgps to believe that it is something that a dragon would logically drop, once killed.

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bump

I want to give her another kid

>quest: collect 10 tiger eyes
>shoot tiger in the heart
>drops one eye

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I lost the game, fuck you asshole

Substitute the swords for guns and you get Borderlands

Any Diablo game or Diablo-like game

Mamako!

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People who think video games should be representative of real life are mentally ill. Players will avoid fighting enemies if they are boring to fight and provide 0 worthwhile rewards. You want players to fight rats? Then they better drop 42251 silver bars, 3 bastard swords, an ancient helmet, and at least two rat tails.

>Playing breath of the wild
>Kill a pigeon
>It drops two whole birds

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>Play Minecraft
>Looting Flame Sword
>Kill chicken
>Drops 3 roasted chickens

>Whole chicken heals less hunger than 1 pork chop
Never understood this.

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Is adorable

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>Kill an actual bear
>Huge ursid creature easily twice the size of a cow
>Drops only fish, no meat
Don't think too hard

Technically Dofus, there's one or a few permadeath server where if you lose a fight and die, your opponent gets all of your inventory, whether they are an NPC or a player, so dying against a rat would give all your items to the mob

>quest: make me a monkey sandwich
>shoot monkey with bow
>drops monkey corpse
>have to find monkey skinner to skin monkey so I can make monkey sandwich
>uma delicia

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>kill cyclops
>drops 2 eyes

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>and 2 rat tails
I kek'd

>kill elder dragon
>drops a rusty iron dagger and a single dollar
fucking stingy fuck

she is literally my mom