Samus is 6'3 and 100kg. Bounty hunter bird.
Samus is 6'3 and 100kg. Bounty hunter bird
She's not a real bird, just like you're not a real woman.
6'1" in Zero Suit, 5'11" without Zero Suit as of Dread.
I can't fap to Samus because she reminds me of the big sister I never had
I can't fap to Samus because she reminds me of the little sister I never had
>human DNA
>bird DNA
>Metroid DNA
>X DNA
What is she?
and you a muttistani which is worse
Samus is not real
DAYUM.
I want to play THIS Samus game.
She has no X DNA, Metroid kills X. She's a human genetically enhanced with Chozo DNA of two tribes and Metroid DNA while also having cybernetic enhancements to wear the Power Suit. Chozo specialized in genetics and cybernetics which is a Metroid series theme.
A one woman freak show.
>not being into wincest
NGMI
6'3" and 100 kg in armor.
Outside it, she has no canonical height or weight.
>feather pubes
Her armor weighs more, you're kind of stupid if you're going to argue with me that a 200 lb armor can sink like a rock underwater while also needing an upgrade just to lift itself up ledges, screen shakes and craters/dents in the ground on landings also wouldn't make any sense along with the loud stomping underwater.
I wish she was my gym partner
Beta male seeing trans everywhere again
my wife
Unironically consider the following
>Bird chromosomes are XY for female, XX for male
Samus got bird DNA before her puberty. She went through female puberty.
These days Samus gets human male DNA on a regular basis...
These days humans are chasing her like she was a subhuman animal. She's more likely to live as a chronic masturbator.
Sterile
>muscles on a lady
literally vomit inducing
Hyper-fertile*, can probably clone herself at will.
You're just a faggot that will never be a woman who probably has the fagpox, and yes, the fagpox is coming from you grooming pedo gays that need to be stoned to death and worse.