Samus is 6'3 and 100kg. Bounty hunter bird.
Samus is 6'3 and 100kg. Bounty hunter bird
Angel Ortiz
Xavier Allen
Wyatt Young
She's not a real bird, just like you're not a real woman.
Cameron Stewart
6'1" in Zero Suit, 5'11" without Zero Suit as of Dread.
Ryder Brooks
I can't fap to Samus because she reminds me of the big sister I never had
I can't fap to Samus because she reminds me of the little sister I never had
Evan Brown
>human DNA
>bird DNA
>Metroid DNA
>X DNA
What is she?
Nolan Hernandez
and you a muttistani which is worse
Sebastian Howard
Samus is not real
Daniel Cruz
DAYUM.
I want to play THIS Samus game.
Jordan Scott
She has no X DNA, Metroid kills X. She's a human genetically enhanced with Chozo DNA of two tribes and Metroid DNA while also having cybernetic enhancements to wear the Power Suit. Chozo specialized in genetics and cybernetics which is a Metroid series theme.
Christian Young
A one woman freak show.
Juan Davis
>not being into wincest
NGMI
Leo Lee
6'3" and 100 kg in armor.
Outside it, she has no canonical height or weight.
Alexander Miller
>feather pubes
Christopher Myers
Her armor weighs more, you're kind of stupid if you're going to argue with me that a 200 lb armor can sink like a rock underwater while also needing an upgrade just to lift itself up ledges, screen shakes and craters/dents in the ground on landings also wouldn't make any sense along with the loud stomping underwater.
Jackson King
I wish she was my gym partner
Cameron Diaz
Beta male seeing trans everywhere again
Levi Bailey
my wife
John Ross
Unironically consider the following
>Bird chromosomes are XY for female, XX for male
Samus got bird DNA before her puberty. She went through female puberty.
Jacob Lopez
These days Samus gets human male DNA on a regular basis...
Caleb Myers
These days humans are chasing her like she was a subhuman animal. She's more likely to live as a chronic masturbator.
Jeremiah Wilson
Sterile
Isaiah Bennett
>muscles on a lady
literally vomit inducing
Owen Hill
Hyper-fertile*, can probably clone herself at will.
Jordan Rogers
You're just a faggot that will never be a woman who probably has the fagpox, and yes, the fagpox is coming from you grooming pedo gays that need to be stoned to death and worse.