Man they are just so safe and boring, at least Unova, Alola and Galar starters spark attention in controversy, at least Kalos starters are carried by a frog, at least Johto has two good starters, and Kanto and Hoenn are literally perfect.
But Sinnoh? God they are so boring for being "cool monsters" instead of jobmons.
gen 4's starters are boring but at least look good gen 5's starters are boring but look like shit
a samurai otter pokemon sounds like a cool idea on paper but the way they actually executed it is the most boring fucking thing imaginable while being less functional for no reason
Asher Cook
I disagree, its was never supposed to be a literal, exact replica of samurai but an animalistic/bestial way of doing a samurai design. And it fulfills that purpose very well. Also it's Hisuian form slaps
Kanot, Hoenn's and Sinnoh's starters are perfect Johtos are cool but I wish meganium and typhlosions weren't so bad. I like them and want them to be better.
Luke Stewart
>samurott but black shells laziest alt
Isaac Sanders
>speaks like a braindead zoomer moron Ah, I won't even waste my breath, then.