Man they are just so safe and boring, at least Unova, Alola and Galar starters spark attention in controversy...

Man they are just so safe and boring, at least Unova, Alola and Galar starters spark attention in controversy, at least Kalos starters are carried by a frog, at least Johto has two good starters, and Kanto and Hoenn are literally perfect.

But Sinnoh? God they are so boring for being "cool monsters" instead of jobmons.

What went wrong?

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Mad

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>literally perfect.
Sinnoh starters
and Sinnoh in general

3>1>4>6>5>2>7>8
case closed

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gen 4's starters are boring but at least look good
gen 5's starters are boring but look like shit

a samurai otter pokemon sounds like a cool idea on paper but the way they actually executed it is the most boring fucking thing imaginable while being less functional for no reason

I disagree, its was never supposed to be a literal, exact replica of samurai but an animalistic/bestial way of doing a samurai design. And it fulfills that purpose very well.
Also it's Hisuian form slaps

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Kanot, Hoenn's and Sinnoh's starters are perfect
Johtos are cool but I wish meganium and typhlosions weren't so bad. I like them and want them to be better.

>samurott but black shells
laziest alt

>speaks like a braindead zoomer moron
Ah, I won't even waste my breath, then.

Okay brainlet

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DON'T YOU KNOW THE DESIGNS ARE SUBJECTIVE

ANGRY AT DESIGNS YOU ACT LIKE A 5YRS OLD KIDS HAHAHA

suck it, fag

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Subjective is something that people say to divert the fact that they are disgusting. Beauty is objective. Only uggos would think otherwise.

Cry you bunch of Faggot

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Ironic.

Torterra is cool but Turtwig and Grotle suck
All the Infernape line sucks
Empoleon line is all meh

>Why is a regional VARIANT so similar to the original?
Stop being a retard

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Only Infernape is bad. Torterra and Empoleon look fucking great

I box my starters.

shit meme