AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN THIS HISTORIC MEETING?!
BIDEN x POWELL x YELLEN
Biden's handers.
CODE YELLOW I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE YELLOW COPY
holy shit they're going to save the economy
chuck it or sneed it?
JEROME START THE ENGINES
the economic equivalent of the attached image
The onion is really stepping up its game recently
What will Yellen tell Powell to do? Biden is obviously just going to drool on his chair.
what do you think
Is that spottemgottem?
inflation is crazy!!
I'm legit scared, you guys.
Maybe Biden will finally take ol' yellen out back.
>WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN
TIME FOR A MORE DOVISH FED
>BITCOIN $124k
>jerome walks in to mic at stand
>cameras start rolling*
>ahem yes...
>we have decided to solve the inflation problem by...
>making USD backed by the silver standard
>silver goes to 100k overnight
>all of crypto collapses
>gold tanks
>biz suicides outside silver chads
>we're protecting ourselves from government by buying silver
>PLEASE DADDY GOVERNMENT MAKE THE DOLLAR BACKED BY SILVER YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL STACK
are metalfags this fucking desperate?
June 2
45 mins of trying to find the bathroom.
They all have sex on live television. The mass suicides from seeing this will be deflationary enough to rescue the economy.
>BIDEN x POWELL x YELLEN
Need it or keep it?