AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN THIS HISTORIC MEETING?!
BIDEN x POWELL x YELLEN
Cooper Bailey
Ethan Hernandez
Biden's handers.
Camden Murphy
CODE YELLOW I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE YELLOW COPY
Jonathan Lewis
holy shit they're going to save the economy
Levi Evans
chuck it or sneed it?
Chase Flores
JEROME START THE ENGINES
Brandon Bell
the economic equivalent of the attached image
Leo Thompson
Blake Wood
The onion is really stepping up its game recently
Elijah Rivera
What will Yellen tell Powell to do? Biden is obviously just going to drool on his chair.
Charles Foster
what do you think
Grayson Hughes
Is that spottemgottem?
Logan James
inflation is crazy!!
Benjamin Jenkins
I'm legit scared, you guys.
Landon Flores
Maybe Biden will finally take ol' yellen out back.
William Foster
>WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN
Chase Rogers
TIME FOR A MORE DOVISH FED
>BITCOIN $124k
Jackson Davis
>jerome walks in to mic at stand
>cameras start rolling*
>ahem yes...
>we have decided to solve the inflation problem by...
>making USD backed by the silver standard
>silver goes to 100k overnight
>all of crypto collapses
>gold tanks
>biz suicides outside silver chads
Carter Richardson
>we're protecting ourselves from government by buying silver
>PLEASE DADDY GOVERNMENT MAKE THE DOLLAR BACKED BY SILVER YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL STACK
are metalfags this fucking desperate?
Levi Wright
June 2
Landon Bennett
45 mins of trying to find the bathroom.
Tyler Sullivan
They all have sex on live television. The mass suicides from seeing this will be deflationary enough to rescue the economy.
Luke Roberts
>BIDEN x POWELL x YELLEN
Need it or keep it?