I'm in a militia in Alabama full of glowniggers who have been trying to get us to do various forms of terrorism for the...

To defend the country. Lord knows our fagged-out regular army isn’t up to the task anymore.

Do you know who they are? If so, take them out in the woods and go full Deliverance.

Make the women give you sexual favors like they did in Michigan.
Or peer pressure them into getting high with you.
Maybe invent a hazing ritual and spank them with a paddle?
So many opportunities…

Take them bird hunting in a corn field, use buckshot.

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tell them you'll blow up a building for a blowjob

why such a killjoy? terrorism is fun.

Hell no, when they suggest we do some illegal shit we make plans to get together to start working on it and then we fuck it all up at the last minute
>"..wait, WHAT? Since when do you need a pipe to make a pipe bomb??? Sheesh! I'll go to Home Depot and get some I guess!"
>*drive back home*
>they call later very angry
>"I didn't know what size to get and my cell died! Sorry bros! We'll try again next weekend, I promise! fUcK ThE gOvErNmEnT!!! dOn'T tREaD oN mE!!!"

Good. Waste (((their))) time and resources.

Always report glowies to your local sheriffs department.

I'm not a fed. You however are a larping faggot.