I'm in a militia in Alabama full of glowniggers who have been trying to get us to do various forms of terrorism for the last six months and we've been jerking them around for the lulz and they're starting to lose it lmao
AMA
I'm in a militia in Alabama full of glowniggers who have been trying to get us to do various forms of terrorism for the...
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Sebastian Long
I ask you to post proof and the glowies identities.
Angel Morgan
>1st post glowing
lmfao
Cameron Reed
We know that you know, Travis.
Lucas Bell
use it as an opportunity to get free weapons and then ghost on them. they can't recover their property without revealing themselves
Jose Adams
>AMA
How much protein should I consume to further enhance my eyelashes ?
Eli Sanders
Report em
Isaiah Sanders
Tell me what the purpose of a militia is then?
Samuel Lopez
Why? We're having way more fun this way
Caleb Martin
Probably a LARP, but this is a funny idea for a LARP thread, so I'll bump it.
Brody Wright
To defend the country. Lord knows our fagged-out regular army isn’t up to the task anymore.
Dominic Jenkins
Do you know who they are? If so, take them out in the woods and go full Deliverance.
Camden Murphy
Make the women give you sexual favors like they did in Michigan.
Or peer pressure them into getting high with you.
Maybe invent a hazing ritual and spank them with a paddle?
So many opportunities…
Joshua James
Take them bird hunting in a corn field, use buckshot.
Adam Cox
tell them you'll blow up a building for a blowjob
Aiden Barnes
why such a killjoy? terrorism is fun.
Dominic Robinson
Hell no, when they suggest we do some illegal shit we make plans to get together to start working on it and then we fuck it all up at the last minute
>"..wait, WHAT? Since when do you need a pipe to make a pipe bomb??? Sheesh! I'll go to Home Depot and get some I guess!"
>*drive back home*
>they call later very angry
>"I didn't know what size to get and my cell died! Sorry bros! We'll try again next weekend, I promise! fUcK ThE gOvErNmEnT!!! dOn'T tREaD oN mE!!!"
Thomas Myers
Good. Waste (((their))) time and resources.
Charles Clark
Always report glowies to your local sheriffs department.
Ian Rivera
I'm not a fed. You however are a larping faggot.
Samuel Jenkins
Lmao I really hope this is true.
Jacob Rodriguez
Use this prayer. They are freemasons with a compromised spiritual disposition. Thus prayer will really make them crazy
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