twitter.com/DanielJHannan/status/1567218469170552833 >No white men in any of the four top jobs in UK politics - something that simply could not happen in the current Labour or Lib Dem leaderships. D'you think Lefties might squint at the Tories and ask themselves whether positive discrimination is everything it's cracked up to be? Fucking toryboy freaks
>want to be able to sing and play my guitar out loud >cucked by housemates existing near me
I hate this, I want my own place
Isaiah Howard
DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY SOMETHING ABOUT PROGRAMS
Gabriel Sanders
the most spastic woke shit ever
they'll try make them out to be superheroes and throw cash at everyone and everything but the blunders will be so bad it will make the inevitable nuclear war much worse
russia will use a lot more than necessary , much more than initially planned, just to punish truss and her pack of spastics and beasts
>Formless flesh goblin Probably more accurate desu
Jonathan Cox
>The Rt Hon Jacob Rees-Mogg MP @Jacob_Rees_Mogg has been appointed Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1567245923255816193 Has there ever been a better time in British history to own an energy company?
Michael Turner
What the hell is wrong with her?
Mason Harris
Bout time i hit the hay Very abstract
Jaxon Morales
Dead country
Julian Brooks
lad its all a ruse by the wef, its always the wef, this is their master plan happening and everyone is in on it
wow cant wait to hear a bajillion articles about this
Jordan Adams
I was NOT drunk. I only had a couple of bottles. If you weren’t such an ungrateful little shit then maybe I would cook for you still. Every time I do you complain. I’ve had it with you. You do nothing all day but smoke weed and have your ‘friends‘ over all evening. They aren’t your real friends you know, they just want your weed and they know I’m too soft on you so they can doss here. Tomorrow morning I’m phoning the Salvation Army and you’re gone.
Brody Campbell
Nael didn't write that
John Walker
The UK is looking at an Argentina-style fall from a high income country to a middle income one.
Once Truss manages to condense a dozen years of Thatcherite hollowing-out into eighteen months, I'm convinced the UK will independently invent Peronism, then speedrun 20th Century Argentina (with Woke Characteristics)
I can't prove it, but it just feels right. The mix of growing socialist sentiment and patriotic arrogance, obsession with redistributive justice amongst the young juxtaposed with the protectionist sentiment of the property-owning old. General lack of productive industry paired with a small number of highly-profitable, nepotistically-gatekept enterprises. Ethnic tribalism and class division. I don't think anyone post-Truss will try and square these circles- or (very) charitably politicians have been trying and failing for the past forty years- and so we'll just attempt to pander to all of them at once, drive the currency into the ground, and force the middle class out of the country, emigrating to Australia and USA.
Robert Anderson
Konnie Huq though. Cor.
Thomas Diaz
They're planning on using the full force of their power to stop dissent this winter, riot police, mercenaries. Replacing the whole cabinet with women and BAMEs gives them the moral high ground in globohomo world.
Samuel Robinson
wrong
gross oversimplification
yes they're involved no they don't control and manage everything in the complex worldsystem no not everything is going to plan
There's literally not one decent la roux bulletproof remix on gaytube, they all shite. I'm going to make one, its going to slay and I am naming it LaJOSHx willyproof, and all the normals will wonder about the origin and they'll find shit/pol/ and you shall all be seething, and I shall bellylaff
either the ez is about to collapse or we're about to become a very cheap place to do business. maybe both. but i don't buy that excuse either.
Camden Clark
Wouldn't it just be better if they admitted they got it wrong?
Ethan Wright
Good shout lad. Bit odd to have milk thistle on hand though. Do you usual have stomach issues?
Elijah Williams
Reminder toryboys, if I experience one (1) singular blackout I'll go from not voting to voting labour
Tyler Hill
Excitingthat it might be kicking off this early. I gave it another two months. I wonder if they'll hold on long enough for Starmer to get turfed out by the unions?
Luke Hall
Ginge has exposed josh. Discord literally on fire right now, josh will never recover. Any chances of retribution are out the window. Knew ginge was special when he first posted.
John Green
Sounds brilliant already. Though i wouldn't have thought josh was willy proof, though the lyrics are "this time baby, I'll be bullet (willy) proof"
Jeremiah Hughes
>Maybe it will show people how incompetent darkies are. They won't. BAMEs can do no wrong. >Politicians are incompetent af regardless People know this
Parker Kelly
It’s ok user, it’s over now. Your arse is safe. Try to get a good nights sleep and try again tomorrow
Christian Cook
The chosen one?
Michael Reyes
if theres a cost of living crisis and a gas price increase, WILL the british public actually do something or will everyone just put up with it
Nolan Hernandez
This is such a bullshit excuse for what is effectively one of the richest corporations on the planet. They could easily buy all the energy they need for a century. If JP is moving out it's because JP is worried about their shit being confiscated by the state.
Andrew Wilson
Chris whitty and slugs
Caleb Wilson
neo...
Isaac Martin
He might start in his sleep.
Anthony Young
Nothing will be done. People too busy shagging and taking drugs.
Sebastian Morales
What happened? Oh my god has Josh been exposed!?!?!? O my fuk
Dylan Smith
checked. they're selling Greggs branded sportswear in Primark. the greatest decade in the history of the human race is only just beginning.
That was a long way of saying "I'm mentally disturbed"...lad.
Now fuck off you boring little cunt.
Benjamin Baker
corr, its pandemic slug poster lad
Gavin Thompson
fake, I was off my fuckin trolley ya lying skank, fite my ya wee bastid, ya wont
Aaron Collins
o saw this thumbnail and was like l >IT'S DIGNITY LUANNE >DON'Y UOU KNOW WHAT DIGNIY LOOKS LIKE
and I think it's fiucking hilarious that milhoses patents are a bihher meme that milhouse who obviously can never e a meme
josh is very idignant shot poster even we he basically walks like a god around here he has a midas touch complete where as soon as his effort gets results, he hates it and other people don't get it
he is that Dj Khalid meme about suffering from success
Only shat myself once whilst sleeping at that was after a heavy binge of primarily strongbow dark fruits Haven’t touched the stuff since Perfectly good sheets splattered brown, it was like that scene from Trainspotting desu
yeah but not if the lights go off and the shops shut, surely???
Ian Reyes
wake me up when they start selling Chris Shitty slug dimension sweatshirts
Elijah Collins
Blackouts will be localised in the UK due to our power mix. London will also get priority for gas since we've centralised everything there, unlike Germany which spreads government/commerce much more widely. It's not as absurd a decision as it may look.
Henry Jackson
Just been to the co op to get a couple of magic bags that I reserved on the app yesterday. 2 tins of beans, some spring onions and a pack of iced fingers. Will be banging them in the freezer for in the week. Got some heavy poe sessions planned la
Looks like Liz has kicked the can down the road with handouts. Expect it to really kick off next year when inflation accelerates.
Caleb Stewart
The Wall takes no prisoners
Hunter Garcia
not really
it's good for hangovers though and good to combine with NAC supplements
It won't happen again. I was aware it was happening and had it under control - just what came out differed to expectation though and it happened so fast the damage was done
confident i'll be fine tonight
Christian Thompson
Based strokeposter
Jonathan Morales
Maybe this brino will end up worse and we will sign back up to shengen or whatever the economic One is.
Maybe it’s part of the deal made for getting heavily involved in Ukraine.
Cameron Russell
how fucked are we if something, anything happens. What is our margin?
Kek. I've pissed myself in my sleep, but never sharted. >People will always be shagging even in total darkness Can't remember what year it was but in Spain there was a blackout. Lasted so long there was a notable increase in births 9 months later.
Dylan Davis
>>heavy poe sessions macabre
David Bell
>try to tell dad that he's a good father and I love him very much >end up crying half way through i'm not made for this fucking pufter shit man