>Netflix: Saudi Arabia and GCC warn streaming giant over violating 'Islamic values'
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>An inquest was told that Celia Marsh collapsed in the street after eating a super-veg rainbow flatbread containing yoghurt that was supposed to be vegan but was later found to have dairy protein in it.
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>An incredible phenomenon was witnessed ahead of a storm which lashed Dorset bringing thunder and lightning and flash flooding.
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>No white men in any of the four top jobs in UK politics - something that simply could not happen in the current Labour or Lib Dem leaderships. D'you think Lefties might squint at the Tories and ask themselves whether positive discrimination is everything it's cracked up to be?
Fucking toryboy freaks
Sausage, bean and cheese melt
Cor. Gregga is gonna get expensive.
Just cleaned me room.
Based. Best thing on the menu followed by the steak bake
I don’t even have central heating :)
The new cabinet is looking pretty cool desu
The absolute state of this cabinet, it's going to be a long 2 years isn't it
cauldron's gf has left him that's why he's melting down but he won't admit it
Well done
Peterson-pilled
Chuds
>positive discrimination
White men had the sense to support Sunak and are being punished as a result.
>Gregga
media really creaming this no white man in cabinet thing
Mum you fucking bitch
You said you'd cook dinner
Instead you got drunk and went to bed
Leaving me to do it myself
Fucking child abuse
It'll still be whitemans fault if shit goes to pot in an years time.
The first step to taking back our country.
It’s the best demoralisation they have
Kinda wanna do the whole thing like this now
>want to be able to sing and play my guitar out loud
>cucked by housemates existing near me
I hate this, I want my own place
DINDU NUFFIN
HE A GOOD BOY
SOMETHING ABOUT PROGRAMS
the most spastic woke shit ever
they'll try make them out to be superheroes and throw cash at everyone and everything but the blunders will be so bad it will make the inevitable nuclear war much worse
russia will use a lot more than necessary , much more than initially planned, just to punish truss and her pack of spastics and beasts
Beautiful poem desu. Really tugs the heartstrings
>Formless flesh goblin
Probably more accurate desu
>The Rt Hon Jacob Rees-Mogg MP @Jacob_Rees_Mogg has been appointed Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
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Has there ever been a better time in British history to own an energy company?
What the hell is wrong with her?
Bout time i hit the hay
Very abstract
Dead country
lad its all a ruse by the wef, its always the wef, this is their master plan happening and everyone is in on it
Adjusting her skinsuit.
Drugs
wow cant wait to hear a bajillion articles about this
I was NOT drunk. I only had a couple of bottles.
If you weren’t such an ungrateful little shit then maybe I would cook for you still. Every time I do you complain. I’ve had it with you. You do nothing all day but smoke weed and have your ‘friends‘ over all evening. They aren’t your real friends you know, they just want your weed and they know I’m too soft on you so they can doss here. Tomorrow morning I’m phoning the Salvation Army and you’re gone.
Nael didn't write that
The UK is looking at an Argentina-style fall from a high income country to a middle income one.
Once Truss manages to condense a dozen years of Thatcherite hollowing-out into eighteen months, I'm convinced the UK will independently invent Peronism, then speedrun 20th Century Argentina (with Woke Characteristics)
I can't prove it, but it just feels right. The mix of growing socialist sentiment and patriotic arrogance, obsession with redistributive justice amongst the young juxtaposed with the protectionist sentiment of the property-owning old. General lack of productive industry paired with a small number of highly-profitable, nepotistically-gatekept enterprises. Ethnic tribalism and class division. I don't think anyone post-Truss will try and square these circles- or (very) charitably politicians have been trying and failing for the past forty years- and so we'll just attempt to pander to all of them at once, drive the currency into the ground, and force the middle class out of the country, emigrating to Australia and USA.
Konnie Huq though. Cor.
They're planning on using the full force of their power to stop dissent this winter, riot police, mercenaries. Replacing the whole cabinet with women and BAMEs gives them the moral high ground in globohomo world.
wrong
gross oversimplification
yes they're involved no they don't control and manage everything in the complex worldsystem no not everything is going to plan
>Literally a rectangle.
>JP Morgan plans to move work from Germany to UK over blackout fears - years after moving assets from London to Frankfurt due to Brexit
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Maybe it will show people how incompetent darkies are. Politicians are incompetent af regardless.
Weird excuse. Generators are fairly cheap compared to moving your company.
The bankers. The blackouts. It's disgusting
still riled after the sharting incident lads, got a headache now too
going to have a camomile tea and some milk thistle to settle my stomach down
There's literally not one decent la roux bulletproof remix on gaytube, they all shite. I'm going to make one, its going to slay and I am naming it LaJOSHx willyproof, and all the normals will wonder about the origin and they'll find shit/pol/ and you shall all be seething, and I shall bellylaff
either the ez is about to collapse or we're about to become a very cheap place to do business. maybe both. but i don't buy that excuse either.
Wouldn't it just be better if they admitted they got it wrong?
Good shout lad. Bit odd to have milk thistle on hand though. Do you usual have stomach issues?
Reminder toryboys, if I experience one (1) singular blackout I'll go from not voting to voting labour
Excitingthat it might be kicking off this early. I gave it another two months.
I wonder if they'll hold on long enough for Starmer to get turfed out by the unions?
Ginge has exposed josh. Discord literally on fire right now, josh will never recover. Any chances of retribution are out the window. Knew ginge was special when he first posted.
Sounds brilliant already.
Though i wouldn't have thought josh was willy proof, though the lyrics are "this time baby, I'll be bullet (willy) proof"
>Maybe it will show people how incompetent darkies are.
They won't. BAMEs can do no wrong.
>Politicians are incompetent af regardless
People know this
It’s ok user, it’s over now.
Your arse is safe. Try to get a good nights sleep and try again tomorrow
The chosen one?
if theres a cost of living crisis and a gas price increase, WILL the british public actually do something or will everyone just put up with it
This is such a bullshit excuse for what is effectively one of the richest corporations on the planet. They could easily buy all the energy they need for a century. If JP is moving out it's because JP is worried about their shit being confiscated by the state.
Chris whitty and slugs
neo...
He might start in his sleep.
Nothing will be done. People too busy shagging and taking drugs.
What happened? Oh my god has Josh been exposed!?!?!?
O my fuk
checked. they're selling Greggs branded sportswear in Primark. the greatest decade in the history of the human race is only just beginning.
That was a long way of saying "I'm mentally disturbed"...lad.
Now fuck off you boring little cunt.
corr, its pandemic slug poster lad
fake, I was off my fuckin trolley ya lying skank, fite my ya wee bastid, ya wont
o saw this thumbnail and was like l
>IT'S DIGNITY LUANNE
>DON'Y UOU KNOW WHAT DIGNIY LOOKS LIKE
and I think it's fiucking hilarious that milhoses patents are a bihher meme that milhouse
who obviously
can never e a meme
josh is very idignant shot poster even we he basically walks like a god around here
he has a midas touch complete where as soon as his effort gets results, he hates it and other people don't get it
he is that Dj Khalid meme about suffering from success
Only shat myself once whilst sleeping at that was after a heavy binge of primarily strongbow dark fruits
Haven’t touched the stuff since
Perfectly good sheets splattered brown, it was like that scene from Trainspotting desu
yeah but not if the lights go off and the shops shut, surely???
wake me up when they start selling Chris Shitty slug dimension sweatshirts
Blackouts will be localised in the UK due to our power mix. London will also get priority for gas since we've centralised everything there, unlike Germany which spreads government/commerce much more widely. It's not as absurd a decision as it may look.
Just been to the co op to get a couple of magic bags that I reserved on the app yesterday. 2 tins of beans, some spring onions and a pack of iced fingers. Will be banging them in the freezer for in the week. Got some heavy poe sessions planned la
People will always be shagging even in total darkness
corr, actually this one aint too bad
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also, no bulli pube you little mentalist
Looks like Liz has kicked the can down the road with handouts. Expect it to really kick off next year when inflation accelerates.
The Wall takes no prisoners
not really
it's good for hangovers though and good to combine with NAC supplements
It won't happen again. I was aware it was happening and had it under control - just what came out differed to expectation though and it happened so fast the damage was done
confident i'll be fine tonight
Based strokeposter
Maybe this brino will end up worse and we will sign back up to shengen or whatever the economic One is.
Maybe it’s part of the deal made for getting heavily involved in Ukraine.
how fucked are we if something, anything happens. What is our margin?
You could make an AI neuralblend, send it to a company that prints graphics onto clothing and get one now!
*London will get priority since BAMES
Sure but JP Morgan could easily source their own power. It’s not that.
>shagging
lel
ngl with all that being said, I love me josh and I hope he never changea
That picture ffs kek
Kek. I've pissed myself in my sleep, but never sharted.
>People will always be shagging even in total darkness
Can't remember what year it was but in Spain there was a blackout. Lasted so long there was a notable increase in births 9 months later.
>>heavy poe sessions
macabre
>try to tell dad that he's a good father and I love him very much
>end up crying half way through
i'm not made for this fucking pufter shit man