With the cost of living exploding, I'm considering a life of crime. However I have little to no experience of this - where do I start? For example, is it easy to become a pimp?
(duck for attention)
Hello
Owen Taylor
Jordan Howard
you'll never be successful as a criminal unless you're a jew or a nigger
Jace Fisher
Let me sing you the song of my people
Bentley Young
Start small, like picking up a bike lying on the ground and riding off. Then continue on to mid range things like sneaking up on an elderly woman, punching the back of their head and running away. Do that and you'll be melanated in no time.
Andrew Cook
Become a liberal, democrat, blm, or antifa. Then move to a liberal state. The laws wont apply to you. Extra points if youre black, minority or a woman.
Andrew Richardson
That's a nice duck
t. duck appreciator
Evan Powell
what you want to do is start an accounting firm and just skim from the top for as long as you can avoid heat, then when you think people are looking too deeply just burn everything dissolve the business and do it again a city over.
Adrian Barnes
just sell your ass bro
William Perry
the money store
Caleb Bailey
nice trips
Ian Mitchell
Learn how to pick locks with junk you have laying around.
Henry Lee
be a vigilante instead. it's surely making a comeback soon
Luis Adams
Become a fed they are all criminals
Jacob Cook
sell your body and suck cock for a living
Christian Bell
Cocaine
I make a few hundred a day just driving around
Adrian Butler
ok here is a duck with some little quackers
Liam Harris
Pathetic.
Jacob Cooper
Had me worried the duck was stuck
Oliver Bailey
>However I have little to no experience of this - where do I start?
Join your currently ruling political party.
Benjamin Perry
Don’t care. Mor duks
Jack Price
This
John Nelson
You have to brake your duck or you will not cope, the adrenalin will freeze you to the spot when you need to burst into action.
So, find something local like a hotel, go out at 3am and burglarise the bar. Knock out the alarm. Something like that, just to get used to the rush.
Jacob Rodriguez