Hello

With the cost of living exploding, I'm considering a life of crime. However I have little to no experience of this - where do I start? For example, is it easy to become a pimp?

(duck for attention)

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you'll never be successful as a criminal unless you're a jew or a nigger

Let me sing you the song of my people

Start small, like picking up a bike lying on the ground and riding off. Then continue on to mid range things like sneaking up on an elderly woman, punching the back of their head and running away. Do that and you'll be melanated in no time.

Become a liberal, democrat, blm, or antifa. Then move to a liberal state. The laws wont apply to you. Extra points if youre black, minority or a woman.

That's a nice duck
t. duck appreciator

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what you want to do is start an accounting firm and just skim from the top for as long as you can avoid heat, then when you think people are looking too deeply just burn everything dissolve the business and do it again a city over.

just sell your ass bro

the money store

nice trips

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