How do you eat a banana without looking like a faggot?

How do you eat a banana without looking like a faggot?

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How you eat a banana is the least of your worries, OP.

Cut it up retrad..

Just swallow it whole, but sideways

with a knife.

Slowly suck it to show that you're not insecure

for you it's impossible. For everybody else: we don't give a shit. Now go play with your action dolls.

I actually take it as a suppository to avoid looking gay.

Eat a banana without being OP, of course.

You cut it up and pair it with peanut butter.

With a knife and fork.
What are you?
A niggerfaggot?

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have a man chew it for you and spit it into your mouth

Eating fruit is just like eating candy. Unhealthy sugar shit. I haven’t eaten a piece of fruit since 2009

How do you eat ice cream without looking like a queer?

Stop sexualizing eatting food.

If anything, I've been eatting by myself for 5+ years now. The thing I hated about family gatherings, is hearing people slop as they eat. It sounded like people were giving each other blowjobs during dinner.

Fuckin' disgusting.

that seems gayer

you bite it

The same way you eat a hot dog.

Just stick to eating dicks OP

Fpbp

queer.

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can confirm, this is how we do it in norway

dress up as a monkey

I like licking it up and down and then deep throating it to increase the moisture of the banana. I don't care what people think, I just like eating wet bananans.

blend it up
add rum
marinade your steak with it
you're welcome

cut it up into chunks and eat it with a fork

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unwrap it with your tongue and then slide it down your throat you baby

Here's a "you" for the hugh quality God tier thread. The answer to your question is that you eat the banana with a knife and fork.

My autistic stepbrother would make the most disgusting noises as he slurped down food. Absolutely fucking disgusting. Literally would not ever learn to eat woth his mouth closed.

ok fatty

I drizzle a little cum on it beforehand

how did you get this picture of my banana?

With knife and fork

Welp, I got the answer for you

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>flag
>circumcised banana
checks out

You can't not look like a faggot, OP

either deep throat it or go costanza

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But you consume Corn Syrup by the barrel. You are a Joke.

This you, user?

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With your mouth instead of your ass.

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Stop filling your mind with Jewish filth

>not eating food in an extremely homosexual way to make sure no one asks you for some

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You were gay for fantasising about the sexually disgusting noises he was making

eat it with chopsticks

Imagine being so self-conscious that you're afraid of eating a banana because all you can think about is sucking cock.
For the record, lots of women rip off chunks of banana and each it a piece at a time like that specifically because eating a banana the normal way reminds them of giving head.

I peel it then break off small pieces

I bite down the center with the skin still on

Like the Queen does

with a knife and fork

>open one str8 line
>from Top to Bottom
>make it all in 4 peices
>put them in your mouth, one by one
>slow down piggie, you cant fit them all in at once silly.exe
>dont forget to swallow when your done
>discard the wrapper

Tfw im a nigger and got hard just typing that. U whiteboys know the bbc is looking at u. I just told u our banana secret, now i want some pink boyhole

It's also the least of my worries.

>rip off chunks of banana and each it a piece at a time like that specifically because eating a banana the normal way reminds them of giving head.
>I peel it then break off small pieces
now we know why

You should be in a zoo Z00 ID nigger

Use your teeth instead of slurping it.

fry it in butter with a little sugar and a squeeze of lime juice

Imagine coming from such a gay-obsessed country that you have to find a way to eat a fruit without being considered gay
American culture is gays troons and blacks Lmao